[Investiture of the Gods] King Zhou of Shang, Why Bother Building a Nation?

Blurb

I transmigrated into the Investiture of the Gods world and became King Zhou of Shang.

When I transmigrated, King Zhou had just finished the animated scene where he harassed "Nuwa."

But this was a gender-swapped version of Investiture of the Gods, and "Nuwa" was a male character.

Looking at his lifelike statue, I just couldn't help myself. From the bottom of my heart, I called him "Daddy," and swiftly completed the three stages of [questioning King Zhou, understanding King Zhou, becoming King Zhou].

I'd only been here a few days, but I'd already planned out my future:

A queen in my left hand, Daji in my right, and a fox spirit sprawled across my lap... Since I'd become King Zhou of Shang, I might as well enjoy it to the fullest! The realm was doomed to fall sooner or later anyway. I wasn't going to take the blame for nothing.

...But somehow, the sage "Nuwa" was moved by my sincere praise, and really became my dad.

Bo Yikao also ran into the palace to party with me.

Jiang Ziya said I was a truly worthy and virtuous king.

Nezha would ride over on his Wind Fire Wheels every few days to find me, saying they were one player short for a card game.

Yang Jian, meanwhile, cheated at cards using his third eye, and Nezha chased him all over the palace.

Me: "...?"

Hey, everyone? Could you please get your missions straight? If you don't stick to the script, I'm going to get mad!

Show some respect for the fate of Shang, which is about to fall, and hurry up and make your move. Give me a taste of your power, will you?

I've been sick of reviewing these memorials for ages. Please, somebody, anyone, get me onto the Investiture of the Gods list already. I want to go up to Heaven and become an immortal who slacks off!

1. A chaotic Investiture of the Gods story, written for laughs. No historical fact-checking, please, or it'll make you furious.

2. I'll decide later.

2023/08/09

Theme: Sincerity is always the ultimate trump card.