1. Tu Niannian was famous in showbiz for being a pretty airhead: beautiful, delicate, and soft-spoken, yet spectacularly bad at making the most of a winning hand. She spent years as Song Yu's kept substitute, only to be driven off a cliff by his white moonlight, losing her reputation and everything else.
Reborn, Tu Niannian decided to stay far away from her eccentric sugar daddy. But then she awakened a golden finger: the ability to shapeshift. The first time she used it, she turned her sugar daddy into a carrot and secretly took a bite.
It's real!
Tu Niannian (smugly): Hehe, you thought carrots were all I could turn you into? I can make you a ball, a kitten, a puppy... Whatever you hate, that's what I'll turn you into! That's what you get for always picking on me. Hmph!
2. Lately, Song Yu keeps dreaming about a woman. Every time she appears in his dreams, something awful happens.
The first time: He turned into a carrot, got bitten, and was thrown into a lake.
The second time: He turned into a five-year-old, was forced to eat carrots, and got groped all over.
The third time: He turned into a volleyball and was smashed until his head spun and stars danced before his eyes.
Song Yu (gritting his teeth): Tu Niannian, don't push your luck!
3. At last, Song Yu got his chance. He used a marriage certificate to bind this brazen woman to his side, determined to uncover her secret.
Well, the woman wrapped up tight in his dreams does have a certain charm.
But so what? Song Yu has met plenty of beautiful, curvy women. He's a man with standards, all right?
Until...
One night, his new wife got drunk and danced for him barefoot.
Her feet, hidden beneath her gauzy skirt, were now fully exposed: fair and tender, perfectly rounded, like a piece of fine white jade.
"Niannian."
His Adam's apple bobbed, and his voice turned thick.
[Content warnings] 1. The story mostly takes place in dreams at first, then shifts to reality.
2. In both her past and present lives, the male lead never treated the female lead as a substitute, though he was indeed attracted to her looks at first sight.
3. The female lead is meant to be adorably airheaded and sweet. Being reborn doesn't make her much smarter. This is a sweet romance, so please don't read if that's not your thing.
4. All elements are included only to serve the story. Respect everyone's food preferences.
Theme: Stay away from superstition
Hey, why does the heroine eat things that others have vomited so enthusiastically? Is it the second-hand ones that taste the best?
This description makes me feel like the male protagonist fell in love with someone who was forced to play before (?) And the female protagonist is suffering from ptsd emmm The male protagonist should know the female protagonist from the beginning, right?
Even if you read it without thinking, it still has a sweetness
Is this caused by the CPU?
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival(*??*)
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Play with him, play! Hahahahahaha, look at the male protagonist being inexplicably played with seventy-two transformations
Play with him, play! Hahahahahaha, look at the male protagonist being inexplicably played with seventy-two transformations
Tie Sahuahua, naughty kid, tell the CEO who your mother is, hum.
Turn into carrots and rabbits, with a hint of cuteness