Chi Fanfan is a capybara. All she does every day is eat and sleep, making her the undisputed queen of slacking off.
Then she transmigrated.
System: You have to become a top-tier star, blah blah blah, or you'll die, blah blah blah...
Chi Fanfan: Oh, then I guess I'll die. (calm face gpj)
System: Aren't you afraid?
Chi Fanfan: Whatever~
2.
Forced to accept the memories and transmigrate, Chi Fanfan discovered that her original self was a fussy, useless pretty face with a reputation full of scandals. After hearing the System's ultimate goal, she thought it over and over... and still couldn't make sense of it.
While everyone in the entertainment industry was frantically competing to outdo each other, she was still determined to keep slacking off.
On a variety show:
While the celebrities were all completing tasks with terrifying expressions just to get a bite to eat...
She was off to the side, sunbathing...
While everyone else schemed and fought over screen time, she went for a walk...
When the comments started mocking her for doing nothing and enjoying the fruits of everyone else's labor...
Chi Fanfan silently walked in carrying a big red bucket filled with fish, each weighing more than ten jin...
Comment 1: Holy crap, I've never caught this many big fish in my life. One of those must weigh twenty jin...
Comment 2: We need the fishing rod!!!! We need the fishing spot!!!
Comment 3: No way. Where'd she get a fishing rod out in the middle of nowhere? She must be cheating!
The next day, they got to see what it meant to fish like Jiang Taigong: the fish came willingly.
What the hell, the fish are practically jumping into her net!!!! Can she talk to animals or something!!!
On a parenting variety show:
Other people were either hands-off or gentle when taking care of kids. But she was the only one who...
When a kid cried and refused to take their bitter medicine:
Brat: The medicine's so bitter!! Take it away!!!
Chi Fanfan: You have a high fever.
Brat: I don't care if I burn up, that's none of your business!!
Chi Fanfan: (smiling with her eyes closed) Okay~
Yan Moting is the boss of the entertainment industry's leading talent agency, worth hundreds of millions. The temperature drops within three feet of him. He's practically a devil from hell.
But nobody knows he's an avid fisherman...
And a terrible one, with not even a beginner's luck period!!
One dark and windy night, the big boss disguised himself in black and made his way to a pond in the middle of nowhere. After fishing all night without catching a thing, he happened upon a video of Chi Fanfan's variety show...
At that moment, his eyes lit up...
Chi Fanfan was suddenly told to join a dating show, with her direct boss as her match...
But she felt that her boss looked at her strangely and kept asking all sorts of inexplicable questions.
Including, but not limited to, questions about her fishing gear, how she figured out where the fish were biting, how she baited a spot, and whether she had any special bait.
Chi Fanfan, who can understand animals, said: No comment!
Yan Moting: Is it a family secret recipe?! (rubbing his hands)
Chi Fanfan: Yes. (stern face gpj)
Yan Moting: Oh~ Got it~ Woman, marry me, and we'll conquer the fishing world together!!!!
Chi Fanfan and the System: Huh, huh??? Are you crazy or something!!!
He successfully broke a calm capybara!
Message: Good food and beautiful scenery should never be overlooked
