Sir, I Am so Weak

[I will finish it but I can't keep up with the list. I will write it slowly. Please come back after finishing it] I want to kill every day but I am forced to do good deeds x I want to die every day but I have no mercy to survive Mr. Wise Man Cynthia was of noble birth and outstanding talent. She was the only successor to Duke Capet. She was supposed to stand at the top of the empire and live a life of high-profile people. ——If the Cape family hadn't been destroyed overnight, and she was burdened with a mysterious curse. It is said that this fifteen-year-old princess is beautiful, has strong magical abilities, has an eccentric temperament, and behaves erratically. She needs to be accompanied by her butler Mr. Edward and lives within the boundary of the tower, otherwise there is a risk of losing control at any time. In this regard, Cynthia said: You are right. So. "Mr. Edward, if I don't see Mr. Cronus's face today, I will definitely be delirious, or even... Okay, thank you." The girl was polite and showed a sweet and innocent smile, hiding the cunning and calculation in her eyes. "Also, tonight's chocolate cake contains three-thirds of sugar, which is troublesome." —— Cronus was the most respected wise man in the empire. It is said that he is as handsome as a god, and his blue eyes are full of worldly wisdom. Even though he is sick and afraid of cold, and his life is short, it does not prevent countless noble ladies in the empire from flocking to him. It's a pity that this wise man is aloof and self-denying, unattainable, and it is difficult to see why he is moved by things. Except, he accidentally saved someone, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was actually in the other party's desert castle. —— At first, Cronus thought he was saving an insignificant and harmless girl. Until he discovered that under this girl's innocence and brilliance, there was cruelty wrapped in ambition. But she is too cunning. So much so, Cronus thought, to try to live for her. "My dear Miss Cynthia." "If you want to be the sharpest sword in troubled times, I will be your only sheath." "Cronus protects, respects, and loves you deeply." At first, it was Miss Cynthia who was thinking that this man was so cold and she should feed him some love potion; Later, it was Mr. Cronus who meditated all night, thinking about what kind of clothes he should wear to see Miss Cynthia tomorrow. Note: 1. Physically, women are stronger than men, but they are not GB; 2. I flow to the West and set up a mountain of private things, and the party will be destroyed to death; 3. The villain is the heroine; 4. She just fell in love with a man, cheated on him, and later took him by force. 5. Advertising space for rent. Advance collection of articles about raising cubs in Western Fantasy It wasn't until Salia was eighteen that she learned that her godmother was a witch. The mouse-shaped tiramisu she grew up eating; The dark magic elixir was their tap water; Bats serve as homing pigeons, crosses are not allowed on tombstones, and pink roses are not allowed to be embroidered on clothes. But at the age of eighteen, Salia released magic for the first time—— It's dawn. Her talent is light. —— In the magic continent, light and darkness do not conflict with each other. On the contrary, for most people, they go hand in hand. However, many years ago, the light archbishop and the witch formed a rift. Since then, the witch has left the city-state with all the dark believers. From that time on, dark magic could only be seen deep in the forest. The continent lost its shadow, and people seemed to be suspended in the air. It wasn't until one day that the only witch of light on the continent cast a spell that everything returned to normal. So in people's mouth, she became the sun from the forest. Actual Saria: It's just my mother who taught me to do this QAQ —— Saria had always been worried that her mother would abandon her when she found out she was a light magician. Until one day, a believer asked this question. "Dear witch, why do you still tolerate a dirty and useless light girl staying in the forest?" "Useless?" Her godmother was dressed in a dress and looked proud and cold under the wide brim of her hat. "Salia is not a useless little girl." "She bakes the most delicious little cakes in the world." Next book [Big Heroine x Soft Rice Boy] Pay attention, this is Buddhism. This man's name is Shen Shizhi. He has a string of Buddhist beads tied to his wrist. He was once the male protagonist in a book about Buddhists and beauties in Beijing. Notice that the Buddhist cultivator next to him was once the male protagonist in the novel "Buddha × Beauty" in the Beijing Circle. ——In short, all the male protagonists of Beijing's Buddhist and Beauty novels have traveled through time. Now, they are having a debate about who is the true disciple of Buddha. One of the deserted men stood up, coughed a few times and said: "I am the male protagonist of the great author and the most famous Buddhist disciple." The other person sneered and tapped his finger on the table: "But you should have seen mine clearance and know how others comment on you." Another person stood up and patted the non-existent dust on his cassock: "I am the male protagonist of the first Buddhist-type novel in Beijing." The argument intensified, and Shen Zhizhi fled before the situation became more chaotic. There is no way, who told him that the 580,000-character character of the whole story was completely ruined, that he had misunderstood his son to have a child in his life, and even made dumplings at the end? The author who created him just wanted to gain popularity, and his character in the article has nothing to do with the "deserted Buddhist son in Beijing circles". Sitting with these people, Shen Zhi felt like a husky among the wolves. How could he be competitive? But fortunately, he met his savior - a sect elder sister. —— Gu Yan, the genius senior sister of Jiange, met a poor little Buddhist cultivator during his training. Even if he just faced ordinary little monsters, he would be covered in mud and make himself dirty. In addition, the elder said that she was too violent, so she took the little Buddhist monk with her. The training journey of the two people is no different from before, except for the addition of a small follower - after Gu Yan kills the monster, someone will clean her sword immediately. Until one day, Gu Yan chopped down the demon cultivator and watched the little Buddhist cultivator running towards her. Before he wiped his sword, he finally couldn't help but said: "Can't you see there is so much blood on my face??" Can you wipe her face? Intention: self-reliance