[Big heroine x soft rice man]
Pay attention, this is Buddhism. This man's name is Shen Shizhi. He has a string of Buddhist beads tied to his wrist. He was once the male protagonist in a book about Buddhists and beauties in Beijing.
Notice that the Buddhist cultivator next to him was once the male protagonist in the novel "Buddha × Beauty" in the Beijing Circle.
——In short, all the male protagonists of Beijing's Buddhist and Beauty novels have traveled through time.
Now, they are having a debate about who is the true disciple of Buddha.
One of the deserted men stood up, coughed a few times and said: "I am the male protagonist in the great writer's works, and I am the spokesperson of the Buddha."
Another person sneered and tapped his finger on the table: "But you should have watched Mine Clearance and know how readers evaluate you."
Another person stood up and patted the non-existent dust on his cassock: "I am the male protagonist of the first Buddhist-type novel in Beijing."
The argument intensified, and Shen Zhizhi fled before the situation became more chaotic.
There is no way, who told him that all the 580,000-character character of the whole story was ruined, that he was crying all the way and that his child had amnesia, and that he didn't even clear up the misunderstanding and make dumplings until the end?
The author who created him just wanted to gain popularity, and his character in the article has nothing to do with the "deserted Buddhist son in Beijing circles". Sitting with these people, Shen Zhi felt like a husky among the wolves. How could he be competitive?
But fortunately, he met his savior - a sect elder sister.
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Gu Yan, the genius senior sister of Jiange, met a poor little Buddhist cultivator during his training. Even if he just faced ordinary little monsters, he would be covered in mud and make himself dirty.
In addition, the elder said that she was too violent, so she took the little Buddhist monk with her.
The training journey of the two people is no different from before, except for the addition of a small follower - after Gu Yan kills the monster, someone will clean her sword immediately.
Until one day, Gu Yan chopped down the demon cultivator and watched the little Buddhist cultivator running towards her. Before he wiped his sword, he finally couldn't help but said: "Can't you see there is so much blood on my face??"
Can you wipe her face?
Food Guide
Producer: Jiyou, Liquor
Production date: 2023/11/11
Shelf life: 5 years+
1: The memes are original, if there are any similarities, everyone will appreciate them.
2: The copywriting style is like this, but it is not a male protagonist.
3: Thank you, my friend
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Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance