His Trial Game

1. After He set a destiny trial for the believers, He fell asleep again. The destiny path is [corruption] [killing] [ignorance] [deception] [disaster]... [Creation] [prosperity] [annihilation]. The 12 Lawkeepers are in charge. In the trials of destiny, believers gain skills and talents by believing in different destiny and participating in trials of different destiny, so as to survive, pray for God's favor, or—— Become a god. The trial is filled with fallen angels, ghosts, and unspeakable things. This place is dangerous, treacherous, full of murderous intent and malice, but it also makes believers crazy and obsessed. In order to get a glimpse of the gods and gain His favor, they are willing to use their lives as a bargaining chip, but they do not know that all this is just the gods... *** 2. God is not a serious God, but humans are real dogs! This is what You Yu summed up after a review after escaping from death again in a trial. You Yu muttered to the system: "This person and that one are all such idiots. Isn't there a trial that would allow me to just keep doing nothing, just lie down, and be an infinite show-off!" You Yu's ultimate dream is to hug the thigh of a certain big boss and become an unlimited showman. Unfortunately, the big bosses have no intention of taking him. "I agreed to exchange my sincerity for my sincerity. I showed my sincerity and treated them as brothers and friends, but they -?" The system finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Aren't you the one who's the meanest!" "—Take me—as your father!" Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is You Yu, but I don't hesitate. I believe in foolishness, but I am not foolish. Who am I, you ask? I'm just an ordinary liar... Ahem... Honest player. By the way, my sincerity is 100%. *** 3. The legendary fallen angel is only attracted to weak and sick beings. But in fact, He only favors Youyu who is neither weak nor sick (not counting mental illness). Everyone thinks that You Yu became a million-point super player by licking the fallen angel. You Yu: Who knows, family members! Sometimes I really want to kneel down and persuade myself not to lick it, but after I kneel down, I find that, damn, it tastes better when I kneel down and lick it! CP: Epileptic Brother, intermittent mental disorder, cup performance artist & fallen angel, lackey of the gods, evil cure system PS: The article is expected to be published in August, please collect it! ! ! ************ Please collect the next book! "I, the card that everyone hates in the card drawing game" I am a universal card. How can I say my role is equivalent to the bear's Doraemon, the fairy's magic wand, and the witch's crystal ball. Everyone once regarded me as a god, flocked to me, crawled at my feet, and went crazy trying to get me... However, the probability of drawing me was too small. After tens of thousands of draws, the players gradually forgot that I was such a universal card. No one mentioned me anymore. I was sunk into the card pool by the system and was labeled as useless and garbage... But I'm not. I'm a universal card. Who wants to see me? Who can take me out! The person who drew me, I will regard him as a god. I used to devote everything to him, and I was so devoted to him that he became a god and a king in the game... But still no one came to extract me. Hey... So sad... Until one day, I don't know if there was a system error, but I was treated as a buy-one-get-one-free ticket and the one behind it was given to a player... Ah, my God has finally come, and I will give everything to serve Him! [He who failed to appear, fell into the card pool and became a card, the dramatist and dark beauty suffers VS gloomy and paranoid, the strongest player with personality disorder and indifference attacks] Intention: You are my only belief