What to Do When the Chancellor Is Too Beautiful

The powerful chancellor Yan Yunli loses everything in one day and is thrown into a bronze cauldron as a sacrifice to heaven.

When he wakes up reborn, he resolves to live a carefree life and never get involved in worldly affairs again! Let the world fall into chaos, all he needs is a bed to lie flat on.

But it seems nobody plans to leave him alone:

Warlord A: Esteemed master, I'm desperate for talent. I'll give you mountains of gold and silver.

Yan Yunli: Go away.

Warlord B: Strategist, join my army and travel the rivers and mountains.

Yan Yunli: See you.

When he simply can't avoid them, Yan Yunli decides to go to the villain's side and get himself killed. Better that than being thrown into a pot of boiling oil later.

Adviser: Anyone of peerless beauty must be a monster. Kill him.

Villain: He's so beautiful. Should I keep him in my harem?

Yan Yunli: He runs away overnight.

How did everything end up in the hands of Ling Xiaobai again, when Yan Yunli did everything in reverse?

Yan Yunli is tied up in front of the hall, awaiting judgment.

A basin of cold water splashes in his face. "Confess everything!"

With his hair soaked through, Yan Yunli lifts his head, looking heartbreakingly pitiful.

Ling Xiaobai: ...

Reader's Guide:

1. A completed, fluffy little story with a modest word count. Dive right in!

2. A vain, sharp-tongued shou x a short-tempered, clingy gong.

3. A spin-off of Married My Mortal Enemy, featuring a charismatic chancellor and a Dragon-Proud emperor.

4. The little immortal in the supporting cast is Xu Huailan. The timeline is after The Foolish Immortal Official's Guide to Going Viral.

Blurb for The Foolish Immortal Official's Guide to Going Viral:

An inexperienced little immortal official arrives at a dilapidated old temple. His prayers are always answered, and the temple becomes a wildly popular tourist attraction.

After a while, everyone realizes something is off. The little immortal official not only gives irrelevant replies to messages he's read, but offers no spiritual warranty or after-sales service, and wishes may even be swapped for something else!

Person A: Seriously, thank you so much. I went to pray for love on Qixi and wished for a good-looking partner. Sure enough, a handsome guy confessed to me the very next day. The problem is... I'm a guy too!

Person B: Guys, who gets it? Work was so exhausting, I just wanted to slack off. Then the next day, the shop closed and the owner ran off. Now I'm really lying flat.

Person C: I prayed to get rid of my rotten romances, and everyone who claimed to like me made their relationship official within three days! I don't know whether to be happy or worried...

Other temples: That foolish immortal official is about to crash and burn!

But after a while, the old temple hasn't crashed at all. Instead, the villagers have built the little immortal official a golden statue.

Worshippers: The little immortal official is so effective. It's fine if our wishes get swapped. We can just add "with no side effects" when we make them.

Heavenly Court: We're doomed! Now we have no choice but to get him promoted. We're sweating buckets. JPG

Theme: A gentleman is vigilant in solitude and true to his own heart.