[Haikyuu!!] Report on Taming the Foxes of the Gods

If someone asked Jincheng Zhanlan how to tell the Miya twins apart “Usually, Miya Osamu is the one who throws the first punch, but Miya Atsumu is so obnoxious all the time that he deserves to get hit.” “Miya Osamu wins more fights, while Miya Atsumu is the one who howls louder.” “Miya Osamu apologizes ahead of time when he realizes he's about to get caught doing something wrong, while Miya Atsumu gets caught red-handed and still refuses to admit it.” River God Kita: Jincheng Zhanlan, which one did you drop? This golden Miya Osamu, this silver Miya Osamu, or this rice-ball Miya Osamu? Jincheng Zhanlan: The one holding a rice ball. River God Kita: What an honest child. [Successfully rescues Osamu] River God Kita: Then which one did you drop? This golden Miya Atsumu, this silver Miya Atsumu, or this screeching Miya Atsumu? Jincheng Zhanlan: I want the gold and silver ones... [Atsumu: I'm giving you one more chance to answer!] River God Kita: You don't want this lively Miya Atsumu? Jincheng Zhanlan: I still want the gold and silver ones. [Atsumu, furious, but his stubborn mouth can still insult people] River God Kita: Such an honest child. [Hands over Atsumu] I'll give you the golden one, the silver one, and the living Atsumu. Jincheng Zhanlan: I don't have to take him. [Atsumu roars: You do! You do! You have to!] Blurb is tentative. Updates whenever. Theme: Children shouldn't use swear words