"Kenjaku Is Actually a Hopeless Romantic," also known as "Me and My Shape-Shifting Boyfriend"
1. About how I suddenly started seeing strange things after waking up one morning.
2. About how I stepped on a lump of brain when I was heading home to get some serious rest after work.
3. About how I accidentally fell in love with that lump of brain just as it was about to kill me.
That's the story of how my boyfriend and I fell in love...
O.o
"Detective, I think my boyfriend is a murderer."
"Mr. Miyagi, please don't do this every time you two argue. You're putting us in a difficult position.", A detective who has had a friendly chat with Kenjaku
"Gojo, please tell those people I'm really not a curse user!"
Gojo Satoru holds up a photo of two people, special-grade curse users Suguru Geto and Miyagi Ji, making a heart with their hands.
"Haha, Xiao Ji, that's not something I can fix. Those rotten old fossils have already put the photo on the wanted posters. The whole jujutsu world knows about it now!"
"..."
Fushiguro Megumi: "Mr. Miyagi, this is a lie, right? He's threatening you, isn't he?"
"..."
At first, Kenjaku goes by the name Furutate Shinichi to get close to Xiao Ji.
The main thing is, Miyagi Ji can't exactly date a pile of brains...
And that's that.
Theme: Being a hopeless romantic is an illness, and it needs to be treated
