★ A burial companion in a tomb x a tyrant of a fallen kingdom
☆ Two nationally treasured relics, three thousand years old, welcome a second spring
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Wen Xiangzhu was woken by the sound of a power drill. He kicked open the coffin lid and found a ring of workers nearby, all so frightened their legs had gone weak.
Wen Xiangzhu didn't care. "The fortune-teller said I'd face a calamity after turning three thousand. So someone dug up my grave."
Then he pointed farther away. "You've got the wrong tomb. I'm just a burial item, not worth much. The main tomb is over there, with plenty of good stuff."
But when the archaeological experts opened it, they found the tomb completely empty.
Wen Xiangzhu: "Oh no, the tomb owner let me lose track of everything..."
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To make a living in the new era, Wen Xiangzhu found a job that suited his background: testing haunted houses by sleeping in them.
Viewers often saw the ridiculously handsome tester in the Special Affairs Office's official livestream, promoting materialism to meet his performance targets while telling fortunes for the top donor. In his spare time, he'd chant incantations, draw talismans, and casually take care of a few mischievous little spirits.
In a basement, a pair of red dancing shoes kept hopping around. Wen Xiangzhu picked them up and explained them to tens of thousands of viewers in the livestream.
"See? Little ghosts like this are really weak. Just stick them firmly to the floor like this, and they'll die of frustration when they can't move. You can try it at home yourselves... Dear moderators, please don't ban me..."
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One night, as Wen Xiangzhu slept soundly, he suddenly felt the mattress sink beside him. Then a pair of hands slid suggestively over his waist.
Wen Xiangzhu: "Sorry, testing haunted houses is an official job. I don't take private gigs."
As he spoke, a soft laugh came from behind him, and the arms around him tightened.
"My name is Haunted House. Sleep with me."
Wen Xiangzhu sat up abruptly, meeting the teasing gaze of the owner of his tomb.
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After that, viewers noticed that more and more strange things were happening to Wen Xiangzhu.
Sometimes he would silently stare at a corner, where flowers would inexplicably tremble and shed their petals.
As he quietly read the comments, his long black hair would suddenly float up and start braiding itself.
At night, his blanket was always tucked tightly around him. If any part came loose, it would be tucked back in. After this happened several times, the livestream would pick up the sound of someone pounding the bed.
Wen Xiangzhu could only coax his overly possessive tomb owner while explaining to the viewers, "Sorry, my haunted house is more petty than a needle's eye. He's always getting jealous over nothing."
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★ Blurb screenshotted on 2023.03.23
Theme: Go to bed early.
