Ruan Jiao - the protagonist of the novel "Idiot and Lovely Wife" is brought into reality, and his inability to take care of himself has reached severe level ten.
Before time travel, my parents pampered me.
After time travel, I found a cheap husband to support myself.
Even after running with the ball, I still have the pocket money my husband gave me to survive.
The stupid wife gave birth to a cute stupid son and lived a happy life.
Idiot Ball went home that day and picked up a system binding.
Ruan Jiao is ready to wait for his son to become Long Aotian and take his chickens and dogs to heaven.
Who knows, this is not a good system at all! ! ! It is not necessary to say that his son is a genius and forcefully issue the task.
1. Proficient in eight languages
2. Become a hacker
3. Earn 10 million in the stock market
If he doesn't finish, he'll be electrocuted by the ball! ! !
Looking at my own ball in a daze while biting a lollipop
The idiot ran away with the ball and my beloved wife broke apart
He thought seriously for a long time: Ball, no, cub, you have fallen out of your dad, it is time to become an independent ball.
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The sweet wife finally completed the system task with "hard work" carrying the ball...
But!
Unexpectedly, this bad leader is so full of bad ideas that he will push even further! !
It actually let the six-year-old Qiu steal the hero's underwear!
By the way, the male protagonist is his resentful ex-husband.
The sweet wife gritted her teeth: Isn't it just stealing underwear? Please wait for me!
The male protagonist went home and opened the closet and looked at Ruan Jiao, who had been running away for six years, and his pupils were shaking.
Ruan Jiao had an idea!
"Sir! I have tidied up your bedroom and wardrobe! Please rate my cleaning service five stars! Thank you for your cooperation!"
The male protagonist gritted his teeth, "Ruan Jiao, do you think I can't recognize you?"
His beloved wife was shocked. He took off his thick black-rimmed glasses and looked carefully. Yes, he was wearing the legendary campus-style face-changing glasses!
You must have bought a fake! ! !
It doesn't matter! He can still be saved!
"Sir, did you like the play just now? I heard that you have been looking for your ex-wife, and I did plastic surgery in his look~" The sweet wife pretended to hook up the male protagonist's tie, "If you are satisfied, can you settle the plastic surgery fee?"
Sweet Wife: Ah, I am really a qualified seductive bitch
Male protagonist: Plastic surgery fee, right? First, return all the money you took away to your creditors on this bed.
Beloved Wife (being thrown onto the bed hard):? ? ?
Is Ba Zong's literature reflected in reality? Stop it! Stop it! I don't want to hide anymore! Hey!
————Idiot's interview session——————
Of course I can run with the ball because I am an Omega.
Why run? Of course it's because a big bad wolf wants to eat me! I'm just a fragile, stupid rabbit-shaped Omega~
Why do you call your cub Ball? Ah? Is this even a problem?
Well, if you must answer, look at this little rabbit rolled up into a ball (roll it up into a rabbit ball), (soul asks) why is it not a ball?
Finally, the delicate little black-hearted beauty must be eaten with a crying bag~
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