Column advance collection "Oops!" My ball is bound by the system! Please collect~
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As the youngest son of the Prime Minister, Song Yunhan had to live in the back house for a long time because he was a frail and sickly brother. Having been forced to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting for many years, he gained a reputation for his amazing talent.
Passed out in an accident.
When he opened his eyes again, Song Yunhan found that he was in a foreign country, and everything around him was unheard of. He still had a bruise on his head and was being kicked out of a place called the crew.
With nowhere to go, he was taken in by a white cat. With the cat's help, Song Yunhan finally understood that he had traveled to the future interstellar world.
On this planet, the emperor of the empire is vigorously supporting the knowledge about the traditional culture of the ancient earth.
In order to repay his hard work in raising his white cat, Song Yunhan decided to make money by performing a live show!
The first step to making money: Begin to understand the current status of ancient interstellar culture.
With this understanding, Song Yunhan was immediately trembling with anger.
——How could the pipa make such a noisy sound! Bai Juyi's coffin board can no longer hold it!
——The opera, which is suitable for both refined and popular tastes, has been demonized by interstellar people. Is this a practice? ? ?
——They still dare to laugh at the popularity of embroidery?
Song Yunhan's ambition was completely ignited.
Starman at the beginning: Anchor, no matter how good your homemade adaptation is, you still have to respect history!
Later, my father asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast? Am I kneeling to watch the live broadcast? This is my heartfelt respect and admiration for the ancient earth culture of my ancestors! The ancestor is so awesome! Listening to Nanyin opera, pipa, and guqin can actually heal mental damage! The ancient earth, which was obviously lacking in supplies, was able to create so many interesting objects!
++In the end, Starman was so shocked that he couldn't close his jaw. What kind of all-powerful anchor is this? How come he can do everything!
Song Yunhan was speechless. Why do you, a star who can only drink nutrient solution, think that ancient people lived a miserable life and were stupid?
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Variety show scene.
Movie kings, top-notch singers and songwriters have all invited Song Yunhan to collaborate.
The almighty Internet celebrity transformed into a heartthrob, and fans screamed with excitement.
During the recording break, Song Yunhan spotted a tall man who looked very grumpy outside the half-open door.
It seems like a long time to wait.
Just as he was about to go out and ask what happened, the man was stopped by others, "Your Majesty, what are you doing here?"
+++Song Yunhan controlled his urge to kowtow and salute, and prepared to open the door and leave naturally.
Then I heard the man's low voice, as if he was thinking about it, "I'm thinking about which kneeling position is better for chasing my wife."
Song Yunhan said that after staying for such a long time, he is not very accustomed to the daily life of you interstellar people.
The white cat king hurried over to chase his wife: Fuck! So sloppy! My wife doesn't even know me yet!
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In case you don't understand the version: Brother ≈ ancient version of Omega
————Pre-collection dividing line————
Ruan Jiao - the protagonist of the novel "Idiot and Lovely Wife" is brought into reality, and his inability to take care of himself has reached severe level ten.
Before time travel, my parents pampered me.
After time travel, I found a cheap husband to support myself.
Even after running with the ball, I still have the pocket money my husband gave me to survive.
The stupid wife gave birth to a cute stupid son and lived a happy life.
Idiot Ball went home that day and picked up a system binding.
Ruan Jiao is ready to wait for his son to become Long Aotian and take his chickens and dogs to heaven.
Who knows, this is not a good system at all! ! ! It is not necessary to say that his son is a genius and forcefully issue the task.
1. Proficient in eight languages
2. Become a hacker
3. Earn 10 million in the stock market
If he doesn't finish, he'll be electrocuted by the ball! ! !
Looking at my own ball in a daze while biting a lollipop
The idiot ran away with the ball and my beloved wife broke apart
He thought seriously for a long time: Ball, no, cub, you have fallen out of your dad, it is time to become an independent ball.
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The sweet wife finally completed the system task with "hard work" carrying the ball...
But!
Unexpectedly, this bad leader is so full of bad ideas that he will push even further! !
It actually let the six-year-old Qiu steal the hero's underwear!
By the way, the male protagonist is his resentful ex-husband.
The sweet wife gritted her teeth: Isn't it just stealing underwear? Please wait for me!
The male protagonist went home and opened the closet and looked at Ruan Jiao, who had been running away for six years, and his pupils were shaking.
Ruan Jiao had an idea!
"Sir! I have tidied up your bedroom and wardrobe! Please rate my cleaning service five stars! Thank you for your cooperation!"
The male protagonist gritted his teeth, "Ruan Jiao, do you think I can't recognize you?"
His beloved wife was shocked. He took off his thick black-rimmed glasses and looked carefully. Yes, he was wearing the legendary campus-style face-changing glasses!
You must have bought a fake! ! !
It doesn't matter! He can still be saved!
"Sir, did you like the play just now? I heard that you have been looking for your ex-wife, and I did plastic surgery in his look~" The sweet wife pretended to hook up the male protagonist's tie, "If you are satisfied, can you settle the plastic surgery fee?"
Sweet Wife: Ah, I am really a qualified seductive bitch
Male protagonist: Plastic surgery fee, right? First, return all the money you took away to your creditors on this bed.
Beloved Wife (being thrown onto the bed hard):? ? ?
Is Ba Zong's literature reflected in reality? Stop it! Stop it! I don't want to hide anymore! Hey!
————Idiot's interview session——————
Of course I can run with the ball because I am an Omega.
Why run? Of course it's because a big bad wolf wants to eat me! I'm just a fragile, stupid rabbit-shaped Omega~
Why do you call your cub Ball? Ah? Is this even a problem?
Well, if you must answer, look at this little rabbit rolled up into a ball (roll it up into a rabbit ball), (soul asks) why is it not a ball?
Finally, of course, the delicate little black-hearted beauty must be eaten with a crying bag~
Purpose: Carry forward the ancient traditional cultural heritage
