The Techie of the Anime World

My father was known as the Uchiha clan's family-planning chief, a grave-robbing expert, and a villain with enemies everywhere.

My first teacher was a deranged Alice fanatic, a ruthless black-hearted doctor who never hesitated to kill. He was a villain too.

My second teacher was a genius puppeteer, a ruthless man who turned himself into a puppet when push came to shove. He was also a villain.

And me, a pink-haired girl who grew up in a jar and drank counterfeit, substandard Meng Po Soup before being reincarnated. Surrounded by villains, I feel my barely beating conscience and cry out: It's really hard to be a good person.

I'm not asking you to be good people. Just don't be this ridiculously deranged!

One-line summaries

Illiterate Stray Dogs Theater: My deranged teacher used his ability to deceive me, so I summoned his dead boss in return. What's wrong with that?

Ninja Theater: My deranged teacher wanted to turn me into a puppet, so I ripped out his core. What's wrong with that?

Sorcerer Theater: The God of Shinobi takes a kid to a casino and runs into the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant with his child. What's wrong with that... You two both deserve to go to hell and repent!

...More to come

Please note:

1. Family-focused, not your typical slice-of-life story.

2. First-person narration. Enter at your own risk.

3. An excessive amount of weirdos.

Theme: Every child deserves the freedom to grow up.