Wife, Insult Me a Billion More Times

I'm putting this on hiatus for now. Life isn't going well, and with only 45 favorites, I can't see a future for it. It's no fun. I can only thank the two readers who were following along.

I might update my other book a little when I have time, though nobody's reading it... Never mind. I hope everyone has a happy life.

I'll update during summer vacation in July. Updating now would just be amusing myself.

See you in July.

Cool, aloof face, letting loose bottom × sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside younger top

Xie Jixue was the entertainment industry's model good student. To maintain his image, he had to be as obedient as could be. After keeping it up for over twenty years, he finally dropped dead from exhaustion just before his contract was due to end.

He was reborn in a harem novel, as a white-lotus cannon-fodder character who shared his name.

He opposed the protagonist at every turn and had countless haters.

All because he wanted the actor top to look his way a little more, even though he wasn't even a stand-in.

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After Xie Jixue rose to the top, people cursed him even more viciously, all betting on how many days it would take the actor to dump him.

But that wasn't the point. The point was!

In this abandoned world, he was free.

His impression of transmigrating into a book: You have to stick to your character. OOC is forbidden!

Reality: What is OOC? His Majesty works day and night to ease the original story's burdens. How could I let Your Highness suffer over this tiny bit of OOC?

Other Hosts: Follow the original story obediently.

Xie Jixue: As long as it's fun, who cares? Nobody mess with me. I'm the emperor.

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In his hospital bed, he was interviewed by reporters.

"Mr. Xie, could you please..."

Xie Jixue: What's that got to do with me?

What's that got to do with you?

You don't know a damn thing.

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After the interview was posted, he went viral all over again.

Netizens: Wife, yell at me a billion more times!

Xie Jixue: What kind of weird kinks do people these days have?

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The actor top also showed up to see him, completely unexpectedly.

Xie Jixue: Who are you?

Actor top: You don't know who I am...

Xie Jixue: Get lost.

Actor top: I'm your boyfriend.

Xie Jixue: Then get lost farther away.

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The world gained new variables because of this, and many things happened that were more interesting than the original story.

At a party, Xie Jixue met an incredibly handsome passerby.

Who would have thought this guy was the actor top's younger brother?

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One day, the actor top opened Xie Jixue's phone.

The second before, he'd been cursing some homeless bastard for messaging a married man.

The next second, he froze.

It was a perfectly polite voice message, but it sounded so provocative.

"Good night, sister-in-law."

The actor top finally snapped: You could flirt with anyone, but you had to go after my little brother?

Xie Jixue: I didn't mean to at first, but now I do. You like my little brother, and I like your little brother. Now we're even~

Changes love interest, 1v1

The top isn't a good person

Both are each other's first

Upcoming novel, please add to your favorites

"I Married My Teammate for Convenience"

Gu Yuzhi, the man with the most CP pairings in the industry, was known as the "straight guy who collects male CP partners." He had CPs everywhere, but never took responsibility for any of them.

There was only one person among his CP partners whom Gu Yuzhi couldn't get a handle on: his captain, Lin Yan.

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Whenever Gu Yuzhi acted lovey-dovey with someone else, Lin Yan couldn't hide the disgust on his face.

A straight guy who hated fanservice? Fine, Gu Yuzhi understood.

But.

When the company paired them up as a CP, Lin Yan was so good at fanservice that even Gu Yuzhi had to admit defeat.

Gu Yuzhi reached out, and Lin Yan took his hand.

Gu Yuzhi leaned in, and Lin Yan naturally opened his mouth.

Gu Yuzhi: He's so good at selling it. I've learned something!

CP fans: If you two aren't together, I'm reporting you for workplace sexual harassment!

The result of selling it a little too convincingly was that they had to act like they weren't close.

Not long afterward, Gu Yuzhi heard he was expected to enter an arranged marriage.

On the day he signed the agreement, he didn't meet his intended, but happened to run into Lin Yan.

Gu Yuzhi grabbed him and said, "Oh my god, what a coincidence. We absolutely can't let the fans take pictures of us."

No, something was very, very wrong.

Lin Yan: Do we have to keep our distance before the wedding, too?

Lin Yan, his captain, his CP partner he'd been avoiding, was actually the person he'd been arranged to marry?

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They had to go home together after work, but pretend not to know each other at work.

CP fans: There's this awkward feeling like you accidentally slept together.

One day, a teammate discovered that the teammate who was supposed to keep his distance was kissing someone backstage?!

Teammate: Lin Yan, he's married.

Lin Yan: I like married men.

Teammate: ...I respect it, but I don't support it.

Theme: Be yourself.