My Closeted Childhood Friend Suddenly Turned Stupid

Bai Qize, the illegitimate son of a wealthy family, is cursed with bad luck:

Born, abandoned by his birth mother.

Age five, his adoptive guardian died.

Age six, adopted by an abusive couple.

When his adoptive parents beat Bai Qize, he took his revenge on the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, pigs, and other children.

As a child, he used his violent, unruly nature as armor.

The world didn't love him, and he didn't much love the world either.

Until, at age seven, he met Jing Fuxuan, who was just as unlucky.

Jing Fuxuan is a lawyer at a well-known law firm in Yanshi, specializing in marriage and family disputes. A handsome devil constantly confessed to by clients of both sexes, he is still single at twenty-six.

The reason:

At seven, Bai Qize bullied him so badly that he didn't want to go to school.

At eight, Bai Qize clung to him so much he began to question his life.

He'd had a crush on Bai Qize for years.

He paid for his meals and drinks, and joined him in skipping school and getting beaten up.

The night before college began, Jing Fuxuan worked up the courage to confess.

The words he'd rehearsed over and over sounded awkward when he finally said them: "Bai Qize, how about we stay together from now on?"

Bai Qize curled his lip. "You know I can't go to college, so you're deliberately trying to rub it in, huh?"

It seemed like a rejection, but not quite.

Then, the next day, Bai Qize and Jing Fuxuan got on the same bus to go work in Yanshi.

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Before college, Bai Qize, who was poor enough to eat dirt, protected Jing Fuxuan with the utmost care.

Until Bai Qize noticed the rich, handsome classmate who was always hanging around Jing Fuxuan.

At twenty, Jing Fuxuan was more direct: "I like you!"

Bai Qize tossed out, "Are you crazy? I like girls," and gradually distanced himself from Jing Fuxuan.

Until they met again at twenty-six...

Bai Qize had suffered a brain injury, leaving him with less intelligence than a seven- or eight-year-old child.

His adoptive parents had abandoned him.

When Jing Fuxuan saw Bai Qize, covered in mud and dressed in rags, he took him in without hesitation.

[Ding dong!]

1. The story begins after Bai Qize has already been taken in.

2. After his injury, Bai Qize is legally considered to lack civil capacity and needs a guardian. Jing Fuxuan volunteers to be his guardian.

3. Their childhood is woven into the story.

4. Unruly, violent, yet warm-hearted uke x direct, devoted, gorgeous and strong seme.

5. One-on-one, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

Theme: Embrace life. It won't let you down.