Matsuda Jinpei has a younger brother who's nine years his junior.
The brat is wickedly smart, has maxed-out emotional and intellectual intelligence, and is even stronger than his big brother. He's practically more gorilla than a gorilla (not really), except for one bizarre hobby: suicide.
Matsuda's little brother has something to say about that.
Matsuda Yana stared blankly, dark thoughts churning in his brown eyes. "Hey, Jinpei-chan, do you really think there's any point in being alive?"
Matsuda Jinpei smacked his little brother on the head. "What are you saying, you brat? Going through an edgy phase?!"
"And call me Big Brother properly, damn it!!"
Matsuda Yana clutched the fresh bump on his head, his eyes brimming with tears. "Jinpei-chan, you're so violent!" Then he rushed into Kenji-chan's arms. "Hagi-chan is the best~"
Matsuda Jinpei: ...
Fine. Just wait till I kill you, brat!
Kenji-chan: "Thanks for sending me your little brother, Jinpei-chan~ ^_^"
Matsuda Jinpei: ?
Ahem. Anyway, this is a chaotic, uproarious day in the Matsuda household!
Quick-witted and even more physically capable (sort of) Nana-chan (seme) x emotionally intelligent, sweet-talking Hagi-chan (uke)
P.S. 1. The timeline is a mess. In this version, Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji became friends when they were ten.
2. The protagonist's personality is a little like Dazai's (a little, but definitely not the same!). That's also an original setting. He's got a bit of darkness in him, but not much, and his big brother will soon put him in his place (beat him up).
3. My protagonist has to be the seme. Uke fans, please move along.
4. My writing is improving, but it may still not be very good. Please forgive me.
5. This is a crossover with Detective Conan and Bungo Stray Dogs, but Bungo Stray Dogs won't get much attention. I just dragged Chuuya in to be the protagonist's dog (not really).
6. The timeline is a mess. In this version, the protagonist is the same age as Shinichi and Ran. If you need everything to fit canon, please don't read.
Theme: Let's search for the meaning of life together
Goose goose goose goose, if Nanako knew that his two brothers died because of the same bomber, would he not be able to help but kill him first [touch chin]
That's great, Chuya~ There will be two mackerels in the future
Wait, I discovered that Zaizai and Zai look alike! They both have black curly hair, the same black mud spirit, and are about the same age.
I really deserve a beating (gestures)
Laughing to death, Kenji-chan is really good at discerning people's hearts [touch chin]
Goose, goose, goose, two house geese
Goose
Will you come back to update? 😭
Poor Chuuya was tainted by black mud since he was born.
Why hasn't it been updated yet^_^