I Can't Believe I'm Not Human

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My new novel, "What Should I Do About My Childhood Friend After He Transmigrates?", is now available. Come give it a try!

Bai Qingyang's parents hid his identity from him for eighteen years because of a joke he made after finishing Journey to the West. In the end, because monsters are required to attend monster university, they tearfully send him off to school.

Bai Mom: Do we really not have to tell him the truth first?

Bai Dad: Are you sure?

Imagining their son exploding on the spot, Bai Mom and Bai Dad decide to drop him off at the school entrance and make a run for it.

Bai Qingyang, abandoned at the school gates: I'm all grown up. Going to school by myself is no big deal.

Bai Qingyang, after seeing a whole campus full of cosplay enthusiasts: Help! Sometimes going to school alone really is helpless.

He opens his dorm room door and sees Lu Zi'ang, who looks completely normal. Bai Qingyang breathes a huge sigh of relief, throws an arm around him like they're old pals, and says, "Good buddy, looks like we're the only two poor, ordinary people here."

Lu Zi'ang slowly reveals his animal ears, expressionless. "What did you say?"

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Wait, isn't this cosplay? How come your ears aren't props? You were born with them?!!

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Bai Qingyang comes to terms with reality. Just as he's settling into his identity as a fox spirit, he accidentally ends up in bed with his roommate.

No one told him that sleeping with his roommate would make him grow another tail!

Yikes, does awakening the nine-tailed fox bloodline really require such a huge sacrifice?

Although his roommate is ready to bravely offer himself, Bai Qingyang firmly refuses.

Lu Zi'ang: "I'll do anything if it helps you get stronger."

Bai Qingyang: "No, I can't. I'm afraid I really won't be able to control myself!"

Lu Zi'ang: "Then don't hold back. Come on!"

Tsundere tiger gong × easily ruffled fox shou

Upcoming novels next door. If you're interested, feel free to click on my author page and check them out!

1. "(Beggar Gang) Xiaobai's Gaming Addiction Rehab Diary", A traditional keyboard MMORPG novel, set in Jian Wang 3.

2. "I Accidentally Entered an Infinite-Flow World After Moving Into a Haunted House", An infinite-flow novel.

3. "Let Me Tell Your Fortune", An ancient setting, mystic arts novel. You could call it a prequel to this one?

4. "[Quick Transmigration] Where's My Protagonist Aura?"

5. "[Criminal Investigation] The New Fortune-Teller in the Police Squad"

6. "[Showbiz] A Case of Mistaken Identity"

Please support my new novel, "What Should I Do About My Childhood Friend After He Transmigrates?"

Ye Yu has a good friend, Zou Qin, whom he's known since childhood. After a car accident, Zou Qin discovers that he's the son of the richest man in the country!

Since the day of the accident, Ye Yu has felt that his friend seems to have become someone else.

His face hasn't changed. His body hasn't changed. But he has.

In the past, the two of them were like rats huddling together for warmth in a gutter. Now Zou Qin has transformed into a bona fide young master, speaking politely and treating everyone with sincerity and humility.

Nobody thinks anything is wrong. They act as if Zou Qin has always been this way.

But Ye Yu is one hundred percent certain that the current Zou Qin is an impostor.

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Ye Yu is pinned against the wall by the childhood friend he finally managed to find again, unable to move. He can't break free, so he grips the male ghost's hair and says lazily, "Stop acting crazy. We have class tomorrow."

The male ghost's voice is muffled against his neck. He bites down hard on the soft flesh of Ye Yu's earlobe and says, "He's not me. You can't mistake me for him."

"I know."

"I'm the only one who could never mistake you."

Zou Qin (male ghost gong) × Ye Yu (cool-guy shou)

Reading guide:

1. The gong has fewer scenes early on, as required by the plot.

2. Please don't insult the protagonists.

3. The gong is a male ghost in the literal sense.

Theme: It's important to stay calm.