[A lightly plot-driven Fourth Disaster story, with only a little silliness. The baseline is that characters stay in character.]
When Jiang Ye was doing his daily commissions in a certain game with a two-character name, he accidentally reached Adventure Rank 60. He got so excited that his hand slipped, and the Wanderer he was controlling unleashed his burst.
Then the Wanderer kicked Jiang Ye right in front of the real Wanderer. No, Scaramouche.
Jiang Ye: ...Did MiHoYo pick me for an in-person VR game test?
No one knows what happened in the room that belonged exclusively to a Fatui Harbinger. All that is known is that afterward, the Fatui had a new Harbinger.
The Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, in the Zero Seat: the Player.
As a Descender without a Vision, Jiang Ye must have something special about him to rank above the First Harbinger.
Since I'm the [Player], it shouldn't be unreasonable for me to have the skills of everyone in Teyvat, right? It shouldn't be unreasonable for me to fly, mine, discharge electricity, start fires, create seeds, and freeze water solid forever, right?
Why bother with teams like International, Divine Swirl, or Divine Heart when Jiang Ye can deal massive damage all by himself?
But... the animations are copied one-to-one whenever I use a skill. It's so embarrassing when I use a female character's skills! I'm a tough guy, and I'm bouncing around like Lesser Lord Kusanali, smiling down demurely like Yae Miko, making a dazzling entrance like Barbara, and sticking my tongue out playfully like Hu Tao. Isn't that going to scare everyone to death?
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Question: What do you do if you're apparently supposed to be a villain, but neither your villainous colleagues nor the other side will accept you?
Answer: Make trouble.
What's this? A character! Run into them, ditch the unlucky gacha, and copy their skills directly.
What's this? A map! Run around. Of course you should loot the whole beginner's village.
What's this? A monster! Trick it. When it comes to clearing the map, the locals know best, so lead the way.
What's this? A domain! Go in. If I've been given a second life, I'm not going to get stuck in there. I'll just chop down the tree.
Steal the Gnoses? Stir things up a little. Northland Bank? Buy some shares.
Delusion factory? Switch some things around. Dottore's research notes? Set them on fire.
One day, Jiang Ye saw the co-op button light up on his screen and ignored it.
Then he was swamped by join requests from enthusiastic Adventure Rank 8 newbies in the post-content drought.
All right, then...
"Pro, I'm no good, please carry me QAQ."
If making trouble alone is fun, making trouble with two people is even more fun!
It doesn't matter anyway. Once co-op ends, all these people will forget everything.
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"I know this is only a game world."
"But we really did spend time together beyond the events of the game, didn't we?"
"..."
P.S.:
1. The characters belong to MiHoYo. Any out-of-character writing is on me. (If you spot any OOC, point it out in the comments and I'll definitely fix it.)
2. No couples. The protagonist and the people of Teyvat are purely friends, and the various characters of Teyvat are friends with each other, too.
3. The story mainly focuses on the characters of Teyvat and their stories. The protagonist's characterization may be rather thin, so please keep that in mind.
4. The protagonist, Aether, and Lumine are three separate individuals. What the protagonist does won't affect the overall main story. The Traveler gets the spotlight.
5. The protagonist transmigrates in person and can really die (though I won't kill him off).
6. Almost every character who has appeared will show up. If you haven't seen your favorite yet, don't worry. For example, after the Mondstadt arc ends, the protagonist will teleport back via a waypoint later. But the protagonist won't have every character, all constellations, or max levels.
7. An unconventional Fourth Disaster story. The protagonist doesn't mess with the original characters. He causes trouble for the world and his fellow Harbingers.
Theme: Always remember the meaning of the journey itself
Hello, I'm Jiang Ya (change to Manyo and turn it up to create a sense of atmosphere) (pick up the microphone) Do you want to experience a real open world! (Finding that he is the only one) (Pretending to be calm) (Full of anger) Everyone looks at me! I have an announcement! Pre-receipt of push columns Finished post by gay friends: [Wuxia] The player quits (Put down the microphone) (Confident) (Left foot touches right foot and falls flat on the ground) (Steps down in embarrassment) ——Steambird real-time record
Every time I read the article, I hope to see the ending as soon as possible. When I read the end, I hope the story will never end. It's so sad that the story ends like this.
Yingmei is very cute, but Brother Kong has a thin waist ()
Damn it, although the first article is immature, it is also very good~ But it is a pity, I really want to see the plot of the protagonist executive officer showing off, but there is no 23333
Why did someone forget to hit the abyss? [Pupillary Earthquake] Oh, me too, it's okay
No, I feel like I haven't had enough of it yet. It's really good-looking. It's a bit satisfying to see the ending. Travelers in other worlds must eventually return home.
It's a pity that I didn't see Jiang. I also want to read the story of his return to Teyvat and interact with more people and leave connections. I hope Jiang will live well and be happy no matter where he is~
Press the paw to finish scattering flowers! (Wow, this letter feels so well written... It's like I actually received a letter from a character in the game...)
Wow, this article is great!!!!!
Thanks for the limited fee. Wow, wow, wow, I haven't seen enough.