The Dragon-Aspiring Hero and His Cauldron

From Good-for-Nothing to the Pinnacle of the Cultivation World is a feel-good cultivation novel. Its author, Guaren Henji, is a famous fan of explicit male content who has always written harem novels that push the limits. He's full of outrageous ideas, yet this novel has no pairings.

After Lu Qing transmigrates into the novel, he adds countless saucy scenes to the original no-romance plot. He immediately becomes the male lead's cultivation vessel and, as the story progresses, firmly claims his place in the protagonist's harem.

All the tropes Guaren Henji used to love writing are now applied to Lu Qing and the male lead: accidentally walking into the bathroom while someone's bathing; pressing close together in a cramped space to hide from enemies; only the other person being able to cure him after he's poisoned with an aphrodisiac; being trapped in a desperate situation and relying on dual cultivation to escape...

The serious plot goes completely off the rails.

And that's not all. Lu Qing never expected there to be other entanglements between him and the male lead.

What do you mean, the child he raised in a casual mobile game was the male lead in his childhood? So he's technically the male lead's adoptive father and benefactor.

That would be bad enough, but even more absurd is that the second male lead he tortures every day in the trashy novel he wrote is actually the male lead of Good-for-Nothing to the Pinnacle?

So he's also the male lead's enemy.

Most importantly, could someone have told him about these two things before he fell for the male lead? What should he do now, run away with the "ball"?

P.S. No pregnancy or childbirth. The ball isn't a child.

Theme: Respect yourself, and respect others too.