They say my very existence is the stain on your life.
What a joke!
I, Xun Yang, am the stain on this world!
[A Straight-Ahead Engineer's Incomplete Guide to Turning Himself Gay]
[Love-at-First-Sight, Forcibly Self-Bending, Straightforward Engineer Top X Cool, Abstinent, Unknowingly Alluring, Elegant and Proud Bottom]
What kind of top makes an entrance with a coffin lid on his head?
Xun Yang!
Xun Yang, a steel-straight materials science major, transmigrates to ancient times during a lab accident and becomes a notorious playboy and wastrel, complete with a cool and proud little husband.
As a textbook example of a wastrel, the rotten Xun Yang squanders the family fortune and racks up mountains of debt. After choking to death while drinking, he can't even afford enough wood for a coffin lid! And Lin Jing, the frail little husband he tormented for fun every day, is dragged out to "sell himself to bury his husband"...
Just as Xun Yang is lamenting that he's transmigrated into some kind of bug-ridden mess, he turns and sees the cool, abstinent little husband beside him. From that moment on, straight-as-steel Xun Yang opens the door to a whole new world with his own hands:
So what if I'm straight? I can just make myself gay! If I do it myself, I'll have a husband!
Though he's firmly in the grip of the "it really is delicious" rule, this completely inexperienced, straightforward guy gets so nervous when his husband first asks him to fulfill his marital duties that he goes completely OOC and wants to pack up and flee overnight!
After seeing Xun Yang come back from the dead and undergo a complete change in temperament, Lin Jing notices that his gaze has grown clingy and smoldering, and thinks, "He must be possessed by a ghost!"
To keep this ghost around for a long, long time, Lin Jing decides to nourish his husband every day! Lamb, kidney slices, and more, one dish after another! "A ghost this wonderful can't be allowed to leave!"
Xun Yang is in the prime of his life, and has nowhere to vent his pent-up heat. Now he's being nourished every day, and it's got him suffering nosebleeds and itching all over with desire!
The days are fine, but at night, Lin Jing is in the same room, separated by a folding screen. Every time he turns over in the bed in the inner room, the flame in Xun Yang's heart leaps a little higher...
What kind of clever bottom, after helping his husband rise from "penniless" to "local tycoon," sets his heart on getting a divorce?
Lin Jing!
Also known as "My Cool Little Husband Keeps Asking: Are We Getting Divorced Today?"
Also known as "After the Divorce, My Cool Little Husband Turned Around and Offered to Support Me!"
[Before Their Divorce]
Awkward and shy, with clear eyes that betray their clumsiness! Even holding hands leaves them blushing and their hearts pounding for half the day!
[After Their Divorce]
They stick together shamelessly! That's right, it's all about the rebellious tension and excitement!
1. This is a farming novel. To break out of his dead end, Xun Yang champions the idea that knowledge changes your fate. He uses his professional expertise to develop an ancient method for making glass, blazing a path to fortune and a comeback through glassmaking. Husband leads, husband follows, and they power through everything!
2. Marriage first, love later. At first, silly and straightforward Xun Yang doesn't realize he's falling for his delicate, proud, cool little husband. With no experience in anything naughty, he gets nervous whenever they're alone together. But our dashing, charming top is, after all, the man who bent himself through sheer force of will, and later has countless moments of masculine glory~
3. HE. The divorce is temporary, but their happiness is forever. There may be a few little hiccups along the way, but they'll do no harm! Enjoy without worry! The overall tone is super sweet, super harmonious, and super satisfying~
[Xun Yang top X Lin Jing bottom]
One-on-one, HE
Theme: To be added
Finish spreading flowers Five-star praise Happy New Year 2024 to my wife! The Spring Festival is here, the first day of the new year. I wish you the best happiness in life, the best academic performance, the best work performance, the best health, the sweetest love, and the best happiness.
Shameless people are invincible in the world
Two cobblers killed Zhuge Liang, hahahahaha
Finish spreading flowers 💪 💪 💪 Was the cover drawn by the author himself?
"A piece of plain and simple" is a big bug for the author~
"Everyone in the study," gave the author a big bug ~ fight
"There are no signs" is a big bug for the author~
"Lin Jing raised his eyebrows and asked "Catch a big bug for the author ~ Xun Yang
"How to choose" is a big bug for the author ~ The
"Knowing how to be fierce" is a big bug for the author ~ more