After I Cultivated the Joyous Union Way, They All Went Mad

*Complete! Thank you, girlfriends, for staying with me all this time. Kisses!!!

*My next novel will be:

Lazing Around in a Story About a Slut / They're Even More Irresistible After I Cheat on All of Them / The Slut Doesn't Do Redemption, So I'll Just Let Them Cry It Out and Get Over It Themselves

Dressing as a Man, but Being Forced into Marriage / Why Do They Keep Trying to Turn an Honest Person Like Me Gay?

Novel Blurb

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When my close maid, Suisui, leaps from the Heavenly Abyss in her wedding dress to sacrifice herself for all living beings, bathed in the light of dawn,

An army of comments from another world floods my face, seething with rage:

[The real heiress was stolen away for nine hundred years, and now she has to take someone else's place and jump off a cliff? Why hasn't the fake died yet?!]

[This devoted believer will be vegetarian for life if that brat drops dead on the spot! Zheng Zhen is disgusting!]

[Not me. I'm begging Zheng to be as awful as possible. I love watching the powerful ones take turns exposing her lies and standing up for my baby.]

[The mad demon lord, the aloof Daoist, the haughty phoenix, the mighty human emperor, the dark-skinned divine servant, the pretty-hipped old fox. Whoo! Give me the Six Realms' beloved heroine plot!]

Forced-awakening, bratty, sour-faced, original local me: ?

She, Jiang Shuang Sui, is the beloved heroine of a cultivation game, sparking a craze for raising virtual children. She has unbeatable auras like SSS+ luck, SSS+ goddess, and SSS+ healing.

Even a beggar boy she picks up by the roadside will one day become famous and protect her, keeping her safe and carefree.

Me, Zheng Yinluo, am a vicious, ruthless fake heiress: SSS+ brat, SSS+ tool character, SSS+ loser. Even if I raise a little puppy, it'll bite me twice. That's only natural. My parents, brothers, cultivation partner, friends, and everything I have will all be gladly accepted by the daughter of destiny when she returns.

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My elder brother is the exalted and peerless deity of the ancestral land, strict in his laws. A desolate vermilion mark traces his beautiful brows, and the heel of his hand covering my eyes is as cold as snow accumulated over the ages.

"Let these eyes repay Suisui for the nine hundred years of daylight she lost."

Later, I pluck out my brother's divine eyes with my own hands, and give him several hundred years of blissful passion in utter darkness. The day I switch to dual cultivation, the deity falls from his high throne, and a sickly blush burns at the corners of his eyes.

"Do I have to leap into this ninety-thousand-zhang abyss before you'll look back at me?!"

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My cultivation partner is a nine-tailed fox who enchants all living things. With those hands that once held a jade flute and golden hairpin, he carves the bones of my dragon bloodline from my body, drenched in blood, to save his little girl.

"Does it hurt?" he asks softly. "But my Suisui hurt more when she jumped into the abyss. You deserve this."

I smile and clap my hands too, bowing my head to watch him wear a golden tongue bell around his foot and drag himself along with only one fox tail left, folding in humiliation beneath my skirt. What an incomparable sight. The day I form a bond with the holy clan's imperial heir, that libertine weeps hoarsely and helplessly tugs at my skirt. "Qunqun, won't you spare me some tenderness?"

He even dies on the very virtue he once disdained most: fidelity.

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#After Being Loved to Death, I Turned Dark and Was Reborn# From the Most Hated Villainess to a Max-Level Hehuan Ancestress, Now They're All Crying

#I Get It! Only by Being Heartless Can I Secure the Realm for All Time

Love interests one by one / melodramatic groveling pursuit / not a single character is good

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The greatest sight in all the world is power and ambition laid at love's funeral, with the Eight Directions and Six Realms bowing beneath my knees.

At the summit of the imperial throne, I slay the so-called child of destiny. As flimsy as paper, they were nothing special.

"I am both a usurper and the will of heaven."

Theme: Break free of your shackles and become a ruler against all odds.