I'm a random NPC in a Dragon-Blooded Harem novel.
One day, the System came crashing down on me. It said that the novel was getting terrible reviews, so I had to change the storyline to keep the author from dropping it and the world from being destroyed.
Of course I'd do my duty.
The System told me the most criticized part was the Dragon-Blooded male lead's romances. It needed me to help him and his harem fall in love, preferably so deeply they'd be ready to die for each other, and get readers hooked in droves.
No problem. I agreed right away.
Then I asked the System: Who's the Dragon-Blooded male lead in this novel?
The System showed me a photo.
Oh. The man in the photo was the god I'd had a crush on for seven years.
--You want me to pimp out my beloved to save the world?
--I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
[Reader's Guide]
1. Third-person narration
2. Pure-love-obsessed, lovesick bystander bottom x harem-novel Dragon-Blooded male lead top
3. The bottom often says outrageous things! But! A character's words do not represent the author's views!
4. Chinese-style Cthulhu, lots of original worldbuilding, my own take on cosmic horror (key point)
5. 1v1, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending
6. Fengfeng is the cutest!
Theme: Pure love is the fucking best!
