Q: Help! How can I survive in Gotham? This is urgent!!
2L: Just wait to die.
3L: Just wait to die.
36L (OP): Is there no serious answer?! I’m serious!!
37L: I choose to lie flat and wait to die.
38L: Sweetie, if you can’t beat them, join them. [World-weary.jpg]
Anna was a forensic sketch artist in her previous life, hardworking and diligent on the job, with top-notch skills.
In this life, she’s a lowly corporate drone.
To add a few details, she’s a lowly corporate drone who lost her family at sixteen, is saddled with a huge loan, graduated from Harvard, worked for the BAU, and currently works at Wayne Enterprises.
A corporate drone, body and soul. A corporate drone gets off work and runs into a psycho.
The good news: She awakened her memories from her previous life.
The bad news: The psycho really is a psycho.
Luckily, Gotham’s famous trademark, the Dark Knight, arrived just in time to save her, sparing her a death scene from the start.
A week later, Anna was discharged and went back to work. Then she walked straight into a crime scene.
The nearby Brucey baby: …
Anna: Fine.
No big deal. It just meant she’d been having bad luck lately.
A few days later, while chasing the drug dealer who sold drugs to her neighbor and trying to teach him a lesson, she turned a corner and ran into the Dark Knight facing off against Black Mask.
Anna: …Sorry, don’t mind me. Carry on.
Waaah, she couldn’t stand this goddamn Gotham for another day.
But what could she do? Life had to go on, didn’t it?
So Anna made a bold decision: if she couldn’t beat them, she’d join them.
And just like that, she became the Dark Knight’s girlfriend.
Theme: Face life with a smile