A long time ago, there was an alien who hated sweets and lived on the earth. This alien liked to read comics and eat pineapples. His catchphrase was: "Bite and kill."
For this poor alien, the most painful thing is being forced to eat cake...
————————————————Grimm's Fairy Tales Version————————————————
At this time, it was sitting at the long table, staring at the exquisite cake on the plate. Under the murderous ray of its mother, it tremblingly picked up the fork, picked a little, and raised the fork in the air for a while...
He closed his eyes and put the fork deep into his mouth as if he were about to die. Immediately, a strange, cloyingly sweet smell filled the tip of the nose, making one unable to help but——
Vomit!
An unbearable feeling of nausea came to my heart, and my vision went dark...
——————————Jin Yong's Martial Arts Edition————————————
A long time ago, there was a marshmallow, and as he walked, it turned into white orchid...
Marshmallow, who turned into Bailan, continued to walk happily. Suddenly, he fell and turned into a dead marshmallow...
The dead Marshmallow was lying pitifully on the street with people coming and going. At this moment, a bolt of lightning struck down and hit Marshmallow's body!
Opened up his eight extraordinary meridians and opened up his two meridians of Ren and Du!
Suddenly, he felt that his whole body was full of strength. The soft penis in the past no longer existed. He had become——
Became——
Became——
Became——
A hard marshmallow!
Well, you can ignore the classic scene above that is similar to that in Jin Yong's martial arts novels. In fact, this is just a spoof novel about an unlucky person who won the jackpot and traveled through time to stimulate the poor stomach of this great immortal...