Light: I'm a kind person, really.
You see, I am so kind that the hair on my forehead has turned into the golden color of Buddha who saved all sentient beings.
Someone: That's because it's dyed.
Guang (picking up the chair next to him, smiling harmlessly): What did you say?
Someone (cold sweat): Aren't you a kind person?
Guang (gentle smile): But this is self-defense...
Someone: I... I know I was wrong! ! ! !