Multi-Fandom: From Hell

Everyone has someone they resent. Those who are resented can only go to hell. But what happens after you get to hell? Reincarnation? What the hell is reincarnation... And so, after Yamazaki Juri went to hell, his tragic life began == The big boss of hell told him, "If you don't want to suffer, that's fine. Just work for me from now on." So Juri began traveling through parallel worlds, recruiting talent for the boss's hellish domain. Juri says: Working for the boss means no meat to eat. I. Juri: What the hell! One Hell Girl is enough, okay? A Hell Boy is copyright infringement! People who don't know better will think he's some Gary Stu! But a Hell Boy is still sort of acceptable, so why the hell have I become a Hell People Smuggler?! [flips table] Hyakume Ren: ... [turns away] II. Ai Enma: My job is to dispel people's resentment and atone for my sins. Yamazaki Juri: My job is to travel between worlds and kidnap every species under the sun. III. Juri: Soji, you're about to die, right? Soji: ... Usually, people avoid saying that here, or say the opposite. Juri [flustered]: Then... Soji, you're about to give birth, right? Soji: = = ... Read this before you start: 1. Please don't flame me. 2. Feel free to lurk, bookmark, or leave a comment. The author is lazy by nature and doesn't pay attention to that sort of thing. 3. Questions are welcome. 4. The author has their own plans for the story. Please don't impose your preferences on it. 5. If you don't want to read, you can leave whenever you like. If you do, you can come by anytime. All work is honorable. 6. Boy love. If you don't like it, don't come in. I'm back = = I might be able to update, but I don't think I can keep it up for long... Kids who've been driven crazy by their teachers, you have no idea how rough it is. Senior-year students are just the boogers fate left behind, damn it. For the sake of my health, I've decided to put this serious story aside for now ORZ and write something lighthearted and snarky instead.