Please, Don't Pick up on Bad Jokes [Wasteland]

[The text is completed, thank you for supporting Jinjiang Genuine Edition~] The copy of "Take the Furry Child to Pick Up Trash at the Beginning" is available in advance~ Mu Xiaoman is often very helpless with the system in his head. Whose serious system relies on choking people to increase its humor value? Mu Xiaoman, who was in a car accident, relied on the time-travel scroll extracted from the system and came to the wasteland world three hundred years after the nuclear war, but—— The Alien Beast Zone is full of evolved people, and most of the bases are in the hands of aristocratic families. Equipped with humor value system·sixth sense talent·Mu Xiaoman: "... Ok, fine." * All major organizations have recently been discussing Wei Fanli's new apprentice. It is said that he was an orphan picked up by Wei Fanli in the wilderness. Somehow, he caught her eye. After entering Xinhuo, everyone called her little boss. I also heard that she was a girl, she looked ordinary, there was nothing special about her, except that she talked like her master and choked people to death. * Facing a crying girl who needs comfort—— Mu Xiaoman: "Since it's your birthday today, do you have any wishes? I will try my best to satisfy you." Girl: "Actually, I have a small request." Mu Xiaoman: "Shh, don't say it. Your wish won't work if you say it." I met the young master from an aristocratic family who came to exchange for grilled fish—— "Why does it taste better after you pour the juice on it?" Mu Xiaoman: "Do you know Maxwell's electromagnetic wave formula? It has nothing to do with it." Listening to Master giving me knowledge about exotic animals—— "What did you learn from this story?" Mu Xiaoman: "... The eagle is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot?" Wei Fanli: Kid, others don't take in oil and salt, but you only take in oil and salt, right? [Humor value +1] Later, the Xinhuo Organization became famous in the wasteland, but when everyone mentioned Mu Xiaoman, their faces were full of embarrassment that they didn't know how to describe. Everyone: You don't think you are very humorous, do you? Mu Xiaoman: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense. #Please, stop making bad comments# Small Theater Mu Xiaoman still remembers that day. The master stood in front of her and was seriously injured. He was covered in blood and was carried back to the base. To tease her, he said in front of the doctor: "Actually, I have saved my life savings and hid them in..." The raised hand suddenly became weak. Mu Xiaoman watched her acting quietly, and then said seriously to the doctor: "Did you hear that? When she wakes up, you will get half of the money." The defibrillator in the doctor's hand flashed with electricity, and he smiled evilly: "Today I will show you what it means to break the darkness with thunder." [Humor value +1] This article has 70% anti-theft turned on, but there will be situations where the chapters cannot be displayed~ PS: 1. The whole text is empty and private. 2. The career line is the main focus, and the emotional line is present but slow to develop. 3. The text is revised frequently, but it will not be significantly changed and will not affect the consumption. Thank you for your support! ———————— Recommend the advance collection of the next book "Starting with a Furry Child to Pick Up Trash" (Warm story in the wasteland, don't miss it if you like this little angel~) Blue water calendar year 3572 A devastating war broke out on Blue Mercury. A big hole leaked out of the destroyed sky, and countless people died under the sun. Only a handful of people survive like rats. Han Ke, who was working part-time, died of overwork and came here when he opened his eyes again. Looking at the puppy at home, the crow, and the mechanical dog in the corner—— Han Ke could only look up to the sky and sigh, once again shouldering the burden of feeding the entire family. Open your eyes once every day. Han Ke: "Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry..." (Nunchuck melody) Close your eyes. Han Ke: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, the dog's life is at stake." Dogleg: "Woah?" The days are calm and peaceful... What a ghost! ! Han Ke wiped away the blood he coughed up, stared at a certain robot in front of him who had taken off his pants, and picked up the wrench with an expressionless face: "Come here, come here, I won't hit you, I really won't hit you." … Han Ke didn't expect that he originally just wanted to pick up a robot to reduce his housework burden. How did it end up being—— "Han Ke, my system has detected that you are under great pressure." "What does this have to do with you taking off your clothes?" "In my database, this is currently the best way to decompress." "Put your pants on!" #The spanner is raised, completely crazy! # #The story of growing up with a family and a family in the wasteland# Intention: Facing difficulties, the spirit of struggle will never fade.