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Once he traveled through time, Yue Zhao became a nine-year-old beggar who starved to death in a ruined temple.
Yue Zhao, who was forced to bind the system, didn't panic at all. In the worst case, she would carry the sack.
Unexpectedly, in an accident, Yue Zhao was told that she was actually the biological daughter of the town general Yue Yi who had been looking for eight years.
The upright old father had tears in his eyes: "My daughter is so thin, I will take good care of her in the future."
The doomsday power user, the big boss, Yue Zhao: "... Tsk."
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Yue Zhao originally thought that the life of a second-generation official was to do nothing all day long, but after walking around, she realized that she was naive.
Not only is my father very poor, but the people's livelihood at Chongyang Pass where my father is stationed is even more difficult.
With traitorous ministers in power, the border troops are not paid all year round;
The border is unstable, and the people at the border are worried all day long and are not engaged in production;
Transportation is inconvenient, and surrounding commercial banks think the risk is too high and are unwilling to do business.
Looking at the soldiers with sallow faces and thin muscles, the numb and weak people, and the old father with a weathered face.
Yue Zhao opened the system to see what she could exchange for the gratitude points she had accumulated in the system mall.
The boss of the apocalypse smiled slightly, she was sure to cover this Double Ninth Festival!
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Small theater:
Xiao Xuran looked at Yue Zhao, who was surrounded by warblers and swallows, gritted his teeth, opened the folding fan with a snap, walked up to Yue Zhao and his eyes wandered: "Are they as good-looking as me?"
Yue Zhao, who was shocked, coughed twice guiltily: "No, no."
Who can resist this laughter?
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New pit: "Please, don't pick up on bad jokes [Wasteland]"
Mu Xiaoman is often very helpless with the system in his head.
Whose serious system relies on choking people to increase its humor value?
Mu Xiaoman, who was in a car accident, relied on the time-travel scroll extracted from the system and came to the wasteland world three hundred years after the nuclear war, but——
The Alien Beast Zone is full of evolved people, and most of the bases are in the hands of aristocratic families.
Equipped with humor value system·sixth sense talent·Mu Xiaoman: "... Ok, fine."
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All major organizations have recently been discussing Wei Fanli's new apprentice.
It is said that he was an orphan picked up by Wei Fanli in the wilderness. Somehow, he caught her eye. After entering Xinhuo, everyone called her little boss.
I also heard that she was a girl, she looked ordinary, there was nothing special about her, except that she talked like her master and choked people to death.
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Facing a crying girl who needs comfort——
Mu Xiaoman: "Since it's your birthday today, do you have any wishes? I will try my best to satisfy you."
Girl: "Actually, I have a small request."
Mu Xiaoman: "Shh, don't say it. Your wish won't work if you say it."
I met the young master from an aristocratic family who came to exchange for grilled fish——
"Why does it taste better after you pour the juice on it?"
Mu Xiaoman: "Do you know Maxwell's electromagnetic wave formula? It has nothing to do with it."
Listening to Master giving me knowledge about exotic animals——
"What did you learn from this story?"
Mu Xiaoman: "... The eagle is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot?"
Wei Fanli: Kid, others don't take in oil and salt, but you only take in oil and salt, right?
[Humor value +1]
In the end, Mu Xiaoman became famous in the wasteland, but when everyone mentioned her, their faces were full of embarrassment that they didn't know how to describe.
Everyone: You don't think you are very humorous, do you?
Mu Xiaoman: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.
#Please, stop making bad comments#
Small Theater
Mu Xiaoman could still remember that day until her death. The master stood in front of her and was seriously injured. He was carried back to the base covered in blood. To tease her, he said in front of the doctor: "Actually, I have saved all my life savings and hid them in..."
The raised hand suddenly became weak.
Mu Xiaoman watched her acting quietly, and then said seriously to the doctor: "Did you hear that? When she wakes up, you will get half of the money."
The defibrillator flashed in the doctor's hand and he smiled evilly: "Today I will show you what it means to shatter the darkness with thunder."
[Humor value +1]
Intention: Even in difficult situations, we must create light.
Reader comments
If it were an anime, this Shiotsuki Gaju would definitely fall in love with Hinamori Amu!
If it were an anime, this Shiotsuki Gaju would definitely fall in love with Hinamori Amu!