I Win at the Survival Game by Selling Insurance [Infinite]

On his eighteenth birthday, Shu Bai makes a wish: May our whole family stay together, all in one piece

Before he can finish the wish, his entire family is transported, all in one piece, into an escape game.

In the beginner's dungeon:

His mom wields a frying pan and has explosive combat power.

The little bosses his dad sweet-talks into helping them all defect.

His older brother slashes his way to the top of the streamers' beauty rankings.

The whole family becomes famous in a single battle, and Shu Bai rises with them.

Three years later.

The gorgeous newbie, Cheng Yi, has become the founder of one of the four major clubs, [Gold-Hungry Beast].

The suited brute newbie, Shu Ci, controls the underground auction for top-tier items.

The cold young newbie, Shu Mi, has become the number-one player on the combat rankings. A bunch of admirers of all genders chase after him to set up a fan club, calling him their adorable Grim Reaper Brother.

Looking at his awakened skill, [Would You Like to Buy Some Insurance?], Shu Bai says: Blah blah blah.

In an overlooked corner, Shu Bai opens an insurance company called [Buy It and Get Ripped Off].

In a dungeon, a love-struck handsome male ghost bats his eyelashes coquettishly. "I want to buy love insurance. I'm so in love with Shu Mi!"

Shu Bai: "Sure, sure. The premium is cheap. For one month of coverage, we'll guarantee you a spot in a [Gold-Hungry Beast] club member's dungeon run. Just twelve months, and Shu Mi is guaranteed to confess his deep love for you."

A month later, the handsome ghost sobs, "Shu Mi confessed to me, but ran off right after!"

Shu Bai rubs his hands together. "My condolences. How about buying insurance against scumbags?"

A famous pair of con artists in the game come to see him. "We heard you sell all kinds of insurance?"

Shu Bai: "What kind of insurance would you two like?"

The con-artist duo: "We want to steal an exhibit from the underground auction. We want a guaranteed-success insurance policy. You said you could sell anything, right?"

Shu Bai's smile grows wider. "Sure, sure. Guaranteed-success insurance, with a twelve-month term and a premium of one high-level item per month."

A month later, the con-artist duo show up holding a porcelain basin. "What the hell is this thing?"

Shu Bai smiles bashfully. "Sure, sure. It's a temporary exhibit added to the auction by Shu Ci: his foot-washing basin. Don't forget to pay your premium!"

Later, Shu Yi, Shu Ci, and Shu Mi all become gods by accident...

On the day they ascend to godhood, players all gather in the livestream room, unwilling to miss the spectacle.

But as they watch

A face both gorgeous and punchable appears beside the three great players.

"Isn't that Shu Bai, the insurance salesman?"

Shu Bai waves with a smile. "Shu Ci and Shu Mi, that's me. I've ascended to godhood."

1. Split-personality, mischievous bottom * tentacled, Lovecraftian, dark and intense boss top

2. Insurance is a skill and requires certain conditions to be met.

3. Family bonds are the main storyline.

4. A comedic, pampered-family style infinite-flow story.

Theme: Honesty is the most important thing in business