My Wife Is a Scummy Demoness

My wife’s life goal as a demon is to eat me and our only biological child. Chen Qiuhe had barely graduated from college when a lawyer informed him that his grandfather had left him an obscure scenic area in some backwater town. Before he could even process the news, a haughty, gorgeous man with godlike looks and legs like a supermodel dropped from the sky and declared that he was going to have Chen lay an egg with him. From that day on, Chen Qiuhe was visited by one great monster after another from the Classic of Mountains and Seas: a cross-dressing streamer who was a nine-tailed fox, a split-personality nine-headed bird, a handsome but gloomy and withdrawn Xiezhi, and more... Chen Qiuhe put on the face of a ruthless capitalist. “There’s no such thing as a free lunch. You’re all staying here to work for me.” Kong Hua snorted. “Work?” Chen Qiuhe said, “My wife’s exempt. Here’s our family bank card. Spend whatever you want, honey.” Ten minutes later, Chen Qiuhe got a text about a purchase. His wife had spent eight million on a Ferrari. This is why men have to work themselves to the bone: if you don’t, you really can’t afford to keep your extravagant wife! A refined, money-loving, scheming seme x an extremely short-tempered uke who gets jealous easily. A hilarious, completed novel in the same series: My Fearsome Northeastern Dad Storms the Omega World After transmigrating, he became a convict just released from prison. He had nothing at all, except for a bunch of kids to support. His eldest son, who should have been in high school, was dancing at a nightclub to make money. His second son, who should have been in middle school, had become a habitual thief. The youngest had it even worse: he had been sold and was still missing. Lin San thought things couldn’t get any more tragic, until one day his eldest son ran up to him in despair and said, “Dad, I’m pregnant.” Only then did Lin San realize that in this world, men weren’t necessarily men. They could also be little Omegas. Theme: Revitalize the local economy and build a harmonious community.