I Want to Be Coddled, I Want to Cuddle

You transmigrate into a danmei novel as a disposable NPC.

You and the male CEO protagonist, who is five years older than you, entered a marriage of convenience. You don't get along and agreed not to interfere in each other's lives. You come from a privileged family and have a spoiled personality. According to your character setting, you're supposed to say lots of baby-talk phrases like, "Big brother, let's eat."

Former esports pro, foul-mouthed expert, self-proclaimed tough guy Liang Yuan's eyes went wide.

Liang Yuan: "I've got a question. Do phrases like 'gua xi xi' and 'heh heh, what the hell' count as reduplication?"

System: "...?"

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Liang Yuan playing games: "Enemy jungler, you little punk, try stealing one more of my buffs."

Reduplicated words +2

Liang Yuan acting cute with his partner: "You're back. You must be tired. Where'd you go? Tell me. Hand over your phone so I can check up on you."

Reduplicated words +2

Liang Yuan has a cat. Every day when it's time to eat: "Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, "

Reduplicated words +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

#LOL, it never ends. It really never ends#

Liang Yuan teams up with the protagonists to film a variety show. According to the novel's plot, he'll get mocked all over the internet for nitpicking and calling everyone big brother or big sister, and for being a spoiled, brainless pretty boy.

That day, Liang Yuan says, "Stay right here and don't go anywhere. I'm going to buy you some tangerines."

Protagonist: "??"

Liang Yuan starts cooking: "This is my first time making a meal. Good little brother, go wash your hands and come try it."

Protagonist: "..."

Then he gets a call from his partner and forgets to take off his mic.

His fans are worried about rumors of marital trouble, when they hear Liang Yuan say, "Hugs~ Don't worry, you don't have to come get me. This shitty gig will be done filming soon. I'll be home tomorrow to have dinner with big brother."

Fans: "..."

Show director: "..."

Two million viewers across the internet: "Hahahahahaha, I'm dying. How does he manage to be both so cool and so cutesy?"

Because I was a cool guy to begin with, until that damn System stabbed me in the back.

Hot-tempered cutesy guy X fatherly, aloof partner

Hot-tempered cutesy guy X fatherly, aloof partner.

A lighthearted comedy. Not much gaming content.

Theme: Strive to become a promising young person.