The Entire Galaxy Spends Money to Raise Me

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Lin Hui, the last human from Huaguo in the entire universe.

After humanity went extinct last century, he was the only survivor. His body shrank to the size of a thumb, and the interstellar community designated him a critically endangered species.

The interstellar community even launched a livestream just for him to promote his protection.

Lin Hui was utterly disgusted: Fight for human rights! Refuse to be kept! Give humanity back its freedom!

Until later...

The entire interstellar community established a protected area for him.

Various nonhuman species spent fifty million a day on him.

The interstellar community estimated a single Lin Hui to be worth at least 42 billion.

Lin Hui: ...Goodness, I'm that expensive?

I guess the protected area is safer.

*

Later still, as a living human fossil, Lin Hui specially learned the interstellar language and began livestreaming lessons in it, teaching about civilizations lost in distant galaxies.

From the traces of humanity to the myths of Huaguo.

From vast mountains and rivers to the flowing brocade waters.

Lin Hui drew species from across the interstellar community to listen to his lessons.

One day, the thumb-sized Lin Hui was doing what he always did, holding up a tiny megaphone and huffing his way through a livestream lesson.

Suddenly, among the dense interstellar-language comments asking “How do you write human language?”, “Humans 1.0 were so tall,” and “Do humans eat bugs?”, a few authentic Huaguo characters flashed by, a script that had been lost for hundreds of millions of years:

“So damn cute.”

Lin Hui: !!??

* Beloved by all

* Super-strong, talkative top x adorable teeny-tiny bottom

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