The Cannon Fodder Brother of the Imperial Examination Essay Eats the Old Man's Daily Life

Please give me the advance copy of "The Salesman's Daughter's Daily Life of Raising a Family"~ —————— Copywriting of this article: What should I do if I slip into an imperial examination paper and become the cannon fodder brother (sister) of the male protagonist who disguises herself as a man and is crazy about committing suicide? Jiang Huai thought of his wealthy father and his mother who loved her daughter as much as her life. In the future, I will win three yuan in a row, have a bright future, and successfully join the cabinet. What else can be done? Of course it's old age. Now I will bite my father, and I will bite my brother later. After she died, she could still have her nephew wrap her in sackcloth and show her mourning, and she would live a happy life. * The first step: "My parents love me." Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were so elated by her that they were willing to pay for their beloved son (daughter). The second step of chewing the old: "Brother loves me!" "Brother, how do you pronounce this character and how do you pronounce this sentence?" "Brother, my master scolded me today, my classmates bullied me, and the dog on the street yelled at me!" "Brother, please help me. What should I do in this county exam? Please teach me!" Jiang Jinyan really couldn't help his younger brother, who was rumored to be a fool but was actually a fool. He thought he was going to play a good brother, but in reality he was Jiang Huai's good playmate, good guard, good teacher, good cook... Jiang Jinyan said seriously: "Brother Huai, you are a man. You need to stand on your own feet and not rely too much on others." Jiang Huai squeezed out a few drops of crocodile tears: "Does my brother dislike me? Well... Then I don't love my brother anymore either." Jiang Jinyan: "... I was wrong, come here and hug me." With this hug, Jianghuai discovered two problems. First, her idiot character collapsed, and she actually became a Jinshi! Jiang's father said that there was smoke coming out of the Jiang family's ancestral grave! Second, she overheard Jiang Jinyan say: "It would be great if Brother Huai was a woman, it would be great if Brother Huai could always be by my side..." Jiang Huai was horrified: "Brother! Please wake up! Your mission is to become a minister of the buttocks, not to play with the sleeves!" * Jiang Jinyan has been an adopted son of a farmer for fifteen years, living under the influence of others and being bullied. He has great ambitions but does not follow others' instructions. I thought this would be like this for the rest of my life, but who would have thought that a young man who called himself his brother appeared, cried and called him brother, and begged for nothing to take him back to the Jiang family. Huai Di is very cute, Huai Di is very clingy, Huai Di is... His brain is a little slow, but it doesn't matter, he secretly swears that he will protect Huai Di for the rest of his life. But who knew that one day, Huai Di would become Huai Mei... (Reading guide: An imaginary world, a hodgepodge of backgrounds, and a mountain of private settings. Please provide research. The heroine has no golden fingers, and she is a real idiot counterattack) ———— Please give me the advance copy of "The Days of Taking Charge in the Bandit's Den"~ Copywriting: What's it like to be a down-and-out bastard disguised as a woman and kidnapped into a bandit's den? The world is in chaos, my father has escaped, and bandits have entered the city and ransacked their homes. And this damn bandit leader has a blood feud with her family. Jiang Tan preset a hundred ways of death in her mind, and smiled bitterly: "I want to die decently and quickly." The vicious bandit leader stared at her and sneered: "It's not that easy to die." She and several other wealthy young men who shared the same problem were kicked into a large, smoky kitchen to work hard, which was said to be an atonement for their past sins of "oppressing the people in the fish and meat village". Carrying water, chopping firewood, washing vegetables, cutting pig grass, feeding pigs, washing clothes, farming... The work was quickly divided up. Jiang Tan looked at the large iron pots, "So... I'm in charge?" * The bandits in Qingfeng Village think that they are not picky, and the saltiness of the food is not a problem, but what's the matter with it being bitter, undercooked, and even foaming at the mouth after eating it? The boss still doesn't allow them to go down the mountain to perform tooth sacrifices and rob people. This life is simply impossible! But recently they discovered that there was a new cook in the village. He is good at making mouth-watering Dongpo pork, as well as soy pork elbows, braised pork, lion heads, and pickled pork with pickled vegetables. It can smell like half a mountaintop and make people want to plow two miles of land on the spot. They also discovered that the boss, who used to look like a bandit, started to dress up and look like a dog. * As a bandit leader, Lu Xiao is very principled. He is a brave man who robs the rich and gives to the poor. He specializes in robbing rich masters and corrupt officials who prey on the weak and prey on the common people. At first, he looked down on Jiang Tan, a handsome young man with no strength to tie a chicken. This white and weak look was of no use besides being good-looking. It's time to take some pains and get rid of the smell of copper and false aloofness on your body. But one day, someone from Lu, who had already enjoyed the power of Conglong and was crowned king, was thinking that today the king of Japan would definitely revive his husband, and he patted the door of his room carefully: "A'tan, is your anger gone? Can I go into the house and sleep today? I can even make a bed on the floor!" Intention: Be grateful