Even Vampires Want to Call the Police

- Wen Huan found a coffin. It was made of metal, heavy and sturdy, its surface covered in exquisite, intricate designs. It was beautiful. Who could resist such a gorgeous coffin? Wen Huan couldn’t help climbing inside and taking a nap. Plagued by insomnia, he slept right through until dawn. Wen Huan was very pleased. Ji Le was a vampire who had come to study abroad. He was particular about where he slept, so before setting off on his journey, he had his little coffin packed up and shipped ahead. But an accident happened during transport, and his coffin got lost too. Determined to protect his sleep, Ji Le flapped his wings through the dark each night, searching for his coffin. How could such a huge coffin just disappear into thin air? And so, one night, Wen Huan found himself with a little vampire knocking on his window. Ji Le: “Hello, could you please give me back my coffin?” Wen Huan smiled faintly. “No.” Ji Le realized the other wasn’t human either. He spread his wings, bared his sharp fangs, and sank them into the little demon with a fierce bite, deciding to scare him a bit. Wen Huan asked, “Did you get any blood?” “...No.” Ji Le covered his teeth, which had nearly cracked from the impact, his eyes red with pain. Oh no, this wasn’t a little demon. It was a legendary zombie with skin like bronze and bones like iron, impervious to blades and spears. He couldn’t beat him. Ji Le: “...” Was it too late to call the police? Blurb registered: 2023.08.05 Theme: To be added