From Cannon Fodder to Crazy Guy: Happy and Carefree

1. Lan Ning worked at the transmigrate-into-a-book agency for three years, saved up enough retirement money, then retired and returned to his original world. The high-intensity workload during those three years left him in a rather unstable mental state. 2. Lan Ning's original world was also a novel, titled The Fake Young Master Becomes Famous After Being Spoiled by Powerful Men. It was a sweet, everybody-loves-him entertainment-industry romance. The fake young master was a darling, cherished by everyone and loved to the bone. He was irresistible to everyone. As a rule, where there's a universally adored character, there has to be a universally hated one as a contrast. Everyone loves the fake young master, so everyone has to hate the real young master. Unfortunately, Lan Ning was that real young master, universally and irrationally hated by everyone. 3. As a retirement benefit, Lan Ning was reborn in his original world. He was twenty that year, and had just been found and brought home by his biological parents. His older brother did everything to please the universally adored fake young master, targeting and maliciously ostracizing Lan Ning at every turn. Lan Ning didn't get angry. He just sat by his brother's bed at midnight with a little stool, sharpening a knife. In less than three days, his brother had become a gentle, polite older brother who doted on him. His parents disliked him and mocked him. "Look at the state of you. Stay home, and stop embarrassing us in public." Lan Ning just smiled without a word. At dawn the next morning, he drove a bulldozer over and flattened the house. "The house is gone. Can I go out now?" 4. Lan Ning couldn't escape his role as the contrast character. No matter where he went, he kept running into the fake young master. They even ended up on the same reality show. On the show, Lan Ning gleefully sent everyone who tried to make trouble for him flying. He repeatedly trended online, becoming more popular than the industry's top-tier stars. He sent everyone flying, but somehow he just couldn't get rid of the universally adored fake young master. During the day, Lan Ning went on wild, unhinged rants to drive him away. But every night, the fake young master would show up hugging a pillow, his teary puppy eyes blinking as he lifted Lan Ning's blanket... Real young master bottom x fake young master top. Important content warnings!!! [Everything in the warnings is true. Don't ignore them and force yourself to read. The comments were closed because people kept following along while cursing the author.] 1. Happy ending, one-on-one, and each is the other's first love, both emotionally and physically. 2. The real young master is the bottom. He's mentally unstable, often goes on wild, unhinged rants, and has a strong slapstick side. His character isn't perfect, so proceed with caution. 3. The fake young master is the top. He's shameless, and his character is very, very far from perfect. Proceed with caution. 4. The top and bottom have the same birthday. 5. The characters aren't perfect, and the plot is pretty brainless. If you want rigorous logic, this isn't for you. If you read it anyway and get angry and curse the author, the author will get angry too. That's bad for both our breast health. 6. No unsolicited writing advice. You don't need to tell me if you drop the story. Don't make up extra warnings. Enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk!!! Theme: Stay positive and optimistic when facing hardship. Don't let yourself become overly anxious or get trapped in your own thoughts!