
My Childhood Friend Kissed Me, Then Said He's Straighter Than a Pool Cue
发小偷吻我后说他比球杆还直
by Jin Wu (烬无)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 126k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The first book. Not very good, so subscribe with caution.
The ongoing novel "My Arranged Marriage Match Is Actually My Ultimate Favorite!" has its blurb below.
Coming soon to my collection: urban mystery light comedy "After Losing My Memory, I Became the Guardian of a Giant Animal." Launching in December. I hope you'll add it to your collection XD
Blurb:
Wei Linchuan, runner-up in the China Snooker Open, is caught up in rumors that he threw matches on the eve of his participation in the UK Championship.
When faced with the accusations, the young man gives a faint, knowing smile. His custom-tailored suit on the tournament floor shows off his waist to perfection. His slender waist looks as if it could be held in one hand, and his long legs are wrapped in luxurious fabric. Even the way he leans over the table to line up the cue ball seems like an invitation to flirt.
Then he flips a coin, and in his first match, clears the table in a single break, putting the match-fixing rumors to rest.
That night, the young Chinese player is singled out and pressured to drink. His childhood friend arrives just in time, forcefully taking him away. Once they're home, he can't wait to pin him against the wall and kiss him.
Wei Linchuan hooks a hand around Mu Yifan's nape, his gaze hazy. "Weren't you using me to come out to your family, so your older girlfriend would be accepted by your parents?"
Mu Yifan kisses his Adam's apple and wipes away his aggrieved tears. "Didn't you kiss me and then run away, saying you were straighter than a cue stick?"
The professional snooker player who dominates the table is now being teased until he can't get out a single complete sentence. Later, he learns that Mu Yifan's supposed girlfriend was actually a made-up excuse, invented to make him realize his feelings and force him to turn their fake relationship into a real one. Furious, he announces that they are breaking off their friendship for twenty-four hours.
He can't make it last any longer. Their families have already given their approval. How could they break up?
Wei Linchuan fails to win the UK Championship, but carries a cue engraved with his and his lover's names near the butt. He goes on to set a world record on the tour, and every detail of his one-of-a-kind cue is shown in full during the broadcast.
It is only during Wei Linchuan's post-match interview that people learn the cue was made by renowned luthier Mu Yifan, who is also the outstanding player's beloved.
Wait, what kind of pool player engraves his boyfriend's name on his cue?
I can accurately judge the distance a ball needs to travel to drop into a pocket, but I never saw the love you've quietly cherished for me all these years.
I engraved our names on the cue. There is only one, and it belongs to you alone.
A gentle, patient, calculating luthier with eight hundred clever schemes, a love-struck top who reels his beloved in x A possessive, jealous professional snooker player with eight hundred fewer clever schemes, a calculating bottom who reels his beloved in
Childhood friends, mutual pining, two master flirts teasing each other. Extra sweet.
In a nutshell: Snooker is pool with obstacles. During a match, you can foul and make things difficult for your opponent to score points for yourself, just as plenty of obstacles can get in the way of love.
--Ongoing--
"I Accidentally Flirted With a Top-Tier Star Using My Aim"
Showbiz + esports
"I'm going to marry this guy with a gun who knows how to protect the support!"
Yun Xiange, a top-tier star whose popularity has swept the internet, is gaming on a livestream when he runs into a top-tier damage-dealer playing as a random. He immediately clings to the guy's coattails.
When the enemy uses their ultimate, this gun-wielding guy steps in front of him and takes a fatal blow.
Yun Xiange, whose heart nearly stops: !
Anyone would fall in love on the spot QAQ
Meanwhile, Le Qiong, widely recognized across the league as a top damage-dealer who never speaks, has just won the OWL playoffs and earned this season's MVP award. During his livestream, he unexpectedly speaks for the first time:
"I propose to the angel who single-handedly healed me."
Chat: He doesn't want a world-class support, he falls for some random player.
Then Le Qiong turns around and takes the damage for the angel.
Chat: We can tell, you really love him.
The next day, Yun Xiange opens his phone and sees the top trending topic:
#TopTierStarAndOWLChampionProposeToEachOther#
Even more bizarrely, he is forced to meet the marriage match his family arranged for him long ago.
But who can tell Yun Xiange why his arranged marriage match is the esports player he's been paired with on the trending list?
One offhand remark, and he's actually gotten himself married.
Le Qiong can only remain silent, like the mute he is.
Not long after the engagement is announced, netizens discover that Yun Xiange was sitting in the front row of the audience at one of Le Qiong's offline matches. In a pre-match interview, Le Qiong also accidentally reveals a phone wallpaper showing Yun Xiange holding a guitar.
It looks like love at first sight, but it was actually planned long ago.
A top-tier star, a genius singer who's terrible at games but can't stop playing, and an attacker x A top-tier gunman, a pro player who's ruthless and doesn't waste words
Yun Xiange (top) x Le Qiong (bottom)
Mutual devotion, legally married husbands, all sweetness, showbiz + esports
The game is Overwatch. It doesn't feature much, so you can enjoy the story even if you haven't played it.
A small note:
No real-life inspirations. I'm a complete beginner at pool, so please point out any mistakes as I write.
At heart, this is just a sweet, satisfying story about playing pool and falling in love.
I'm easygoing, and I'll keep reminding myself to stay humble and avoid pointless controversies. I've rewritten the blurb using different parts of the story.
If you can't get into it, just quietly drop the book. There's no need to tell me. It's perfectly normal for people to have different tastes~
Thank you all for your support!
Theme: Life is full of opportunities.




