Every Day Is a Battleground After Replacing the Heroine

[New novel: If I Can't Be a Slacker, I'll Just Have to Be Number One, now available]

Yun Qingti transmigrates into a palace-intrigue novel that has been transmigrated into by all sorts of heroines, becoming a cannon-fodder character who dies beneath the palace walls right from the start.

To stay alive, Yun Qingti has no choice but to take on missions.

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The original Lady Yun was dull and timid, never liked going out, and was a crybaby anyone could bully.

But one day, after Yun Qingti throws the entire harem off course and sends it down a path no one could have imagined,

people finally realize

that she is actually a social menace who roams the entire palace and makes anyone who bullies her cry their eyes out.

On her first day taking the heroine's place,

Yun Qingti deliberately wears white and carefully dresses herself up as a fresh, delicate white lotus to follow the plot.

The first time she sees the male lead, she hears him ask, baffled, "Lady Yun... who are you mourning?"

Yun Qingti: "..."

On her second day taking the heroine's place, Yun Qingti goes boating by the lake.

This time, she switches to a cheerful-sunshine persona. Just as her affected, lively smile appears, the male lead blurts out in alarm,

"Lady Yun, why are you smiling like an idiot? Quick, call for the imperial physician!"

Yun Qingti: "..."

On her third day taking the heroine's place, Yun Qingti decides to take the initiative and brings some pastries to visit the male lead at work.

She has barely appeared before him when he asks, puzzled, "Lady Yun, you..."

Yun Qingti holds back, and holds back, until she can't take it anymore. "Shut up!"

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One day, Yun Qingti meets another heroine who has transmigrated into the novel. "What scripts did everyone get?"

The tragic-romance heroine says expressionlessly, "She runs, he chases, and she can't escape even if she grows wings."

The strong female lead wipes the tears from her face. "A palace maid rises to power."

The farming-novel heroine grins. "Obviously, the blissful ancient-times life of a college girl."

The business-novel heroine counts the copper coins in her palm and says mournfully, "My destitute life as a merchant."

"What about you?"

Yun Qingti: "..."

"The endless days of matching wits with a brain-dead emperor."

Note:

1. The male lead appears late!

2. This isn't a palace-intrigue story. It's mainly lighthearted and fun, and the original heroine is not vilified.

3. Written for my own enjoyment, with heaps of original worldbuilding.

Coming soon: I Thought I Got the Beloved-by-All Script. Please add it to your reading list!

Within the sect,

The eldest senior brother has the heart and bones of an immortal swordsman, and is the only Sword Lord in this world.

The second senior sister is a compassionate healer, a legendary master alchemist.

The third senior brother is peerlessly handsome and rules the world with his path of ruthless cultivation.

Their master is even more extraordinary, the only immortal in millions of years to successfully ascend.

As for Yu Cangcha... she transmigrates into the sect's junior sister.

She thinks she'll be able to enjoy a life of lying flat, riding on the coattails of those above her (crossed out), but then realizes that she may have transmigrated at the wrong time.

The wise Sword Lord of the future is currently a sword-obsessed idiot who gets into fights everywhere and has made enemies throughout the sect.

The future Saint Alchemist is still a terrible student who failed herbal medicine, blows up the alchemy furnace in practical class, and is keen on skipping lectures.

The third senior brother of the Ruthless Path is anything but ruthless, and changes partners more often than the second senior sister changes her alchemy furnace.

And the future immortal master is even worse: lazy in every way, knows nothing about the basic necessities of life, and spends his days eating and sleeping, leaving all matters of cultivation unattended.

Yu Cangcha, who just wants to lie flat: ...Why isn't this anything like I imagined!!!

For the sake of a comfortable life in the future, Yu Cangcha grits her teeth and decides to raise these oddballs into fine people.

"When it comes to swordsmanship, my eldest senior brother reigns supreme!"

"When it comes to studying, my senior sister leads the way!"

"If the world's beauty could be divided into ten parts, my third senior brother would claim eight!"

"Master, Master! You are my god!"

"I love my eldest senior brother/second senior sister/third senior brother/master the most!"

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To get on good terms with her future benefactors, Yu Cangcha has no choice but to become a master of time management.

In the morning, she accompanies her eldest senior brother as he gets into fights everywhere.

At noon, she has to go, bruised and swollen, to bring her master some comfort.

In the afternoon, she skips class with her second senior sister to steal a chicken and make barbecue.

At night, she has to console her third senior brother after his romantic misfortunes.

Until one day, she slips up and fails to manage her schedule.

Her eldest senior brother, second senior sister, third senior brother, and master all block her path, and indignantly demand, "Didn't you say I was the one you loved most?"

Yu Cangcha: "..."

Well, she's been caught.

#Record of a flirt's spectacular downfall#

#I thought everyone adored me, but it turns out we were all doomed together#

Theme: No matter how difficult the situation, never give up. Let's join hands and work hard together.