[Half-goofy, half-suave beetle gong x cool, beautiful, strong, and tragic butterfly general shou]
[Sweet-and-sour prickly berry x refreshing sea salt]
I love you so madly in this twisted, chaotic world.
Programmer David dies suddenly after working all night and wakes up inside a book, transformed into a humanoid male beetle with sweet-and-sour prickly-berry pheromones.
This beetle is the cannon-fodder spouse of the story's protagonist shou, useless at everything except abusing him.
The System shoves a coding window in his face and threatens him:
[Dear Host, the original owner tortured the protagonist shou in every way, earning his hatred. Please write code and earn survival points as soon as possible, or the protagonist will kill you immediately.]
David is still very calm. Standard stuff. I know this job.
All I have to do is write code and build a career. Just don't touch the original owner's wife.
Then that very night, the original owner's wife takes off his nightgown and climbs into David's bed.
David, the twenty-seven-year-old virgin programmer who'd been single his whole life: Your wife is fine, but now is mine!
David: Hey, honey! Want to date? Dating me is super sweet!
*
Why turn down a wife who comes to you?
David, a man full of dirty tricks, pins the little butterfly down the very first time they meet.
He's desperate to lose his virginity.
But then...
A flurry of activity, and two and a half seconds later, it's over.
After all that effort, David discovers that the body he's inherited was designed to be impotent, to keep the protagonist shou pure and chaste...
A bolt from the blue!!!
David wraps himself in a blanket and sobs into his pillow.
The System pops up to comfort him: [Dear Host, your mission is to conquer the world with code!]
David: Screw that! I want to fall in love!!!
*
Allens is the protagonist shou of the original story.
A classic tragic beauty, strong yet doomed.
He was once a celebrated general in the Alliance.
Then one defeat sent him tumbling from the heights, forced into retirement.
His reputation in tatters, he became a plaything trapped in the cage of the powerful.
He bowed and bent until his pride was broken.
He has a strong self-destructive streak.
To be precise, every day he wants to get rid of his husband,
then live as an unhappy widower with billions in inheritance.
His long-term murder plot finally succeeds.
Congratulations: that unlucky male insect has fallen down the stairs and died.
But before Allens can pop open the champagne to celebrate,
the dead male insect comes back to life.
His spouse's body now houses a different soul.
This new one is clingy and coquettish, pretending to be harmless while hiding his claws.
He toys with people's hearts, turning the world upside down with a flick of his hand.
Little by little, he lures Allens into his trap of love.
Allens has always been rational and clear-headed.
And then he falls for him.
The happiest way to die in this world
is to drown in David's love.
Allens is willing to drown.
He welcomes it.
PS:
1. The gong is powerful, with sweet pheromones specifically meant to lure his little butterfly wife. He's a powerful gong with a huge contrast between his pheromones and personality. The shou is also powerful, but they're strong in different ways.
The gong is in control and spoils the shou. The shou loves the gong deeply, in the sort of love that grows over time.
The gong is 188 cm tall, the shou 183 cm. Both are beautiful. The shou is a fragile beauty, while the gong is tall and handsome. The shou is serious; the gong is adorably shameless.
The gong transmigrates into the body. The original body is impotent at first, but it recovers naturally once the gong and shou's relationship grows close. The impotence is a joke to ensure both leads are virgins. The author doesn't like impotent gongs; it doesn't stop him from being a shameless flirt, but only with the shou.
2. This story has a partly original setting, fundamentally based on survival of the fittest. It's not an educational story and doesn't fully follow the real-life habits of insects.
The focus is on love and hatred, oppression and resistance in an extreme setting. Almost everyone is evil, and there are lots of jokes. Fans who are particular about their side should steer clear.
The world is full of insects, with many different species. The sex ratio is not exaggerated: males:females:subfemales = 1:1:1.
The interstellar society is modeled on the West, with monogamous marriages between one female and one male. There are no female slaves or concubines.
The ruling class consists of extremely powerful alien male beetles: suit-wearing brutes who wield authority, monopolize the economy, rule the world, and oppress all insects.
The ruling class promotes this social hierarchy: noble male insects > military female insects > ordinary male insects > ordinary female insects.
Generally, the male is the breadwinner and the female keeps the household. Male insects control more of the means of production and are expected to support their wives. Male insects who can't afford to support a wife are looked down on, while females who don't work and depend on male insects rank lower.
The author condemns the unequal status quo and oppressive privileges in the story.
3. Many characters appear in the story.
The side couples apart from the main couple are:
Younger green-tea psycho puppy gong (Cyrel) x beautiful, powerful shou in a position of authority (Mori)
Down-and-out painter fool gong (Tang) x butcher and doctor, an elite shou (Su Ming)
The author writes while shipping the characters, and gets so carried away that there are lots of couples.
4. This is a fictional setting and has nothing to do with reality. Please don't read it as a depiction of real life.
One-on-one romance, both leads' first time, happy ending.
Theme: World peace and equality for all
The Universally Hated Guy Moonlights as a Cat
His Moonlight Beauty Gets Away with Murder
I'll Write a Short Story Someday
The Fake Harem Protagonist Who Stumbled Into the Conquest Team Chat
I Draw Cards to Become the King of Hell
Underworld Reaper
The Office Drone NPC Is Always Being Targeted by Monsters
Oh my, he is really a busy guy and he doesn't have a safe word yet.
... This is also a system that does not do human things. Does this system still have some courage?
The plot shocked me. This is the first time I have read this type of Zerg novel. Maybe my brain capacity is not big enough and I can only have a partial understanding. I still don't quite understand what Dai Le wants to do. It feels a bit strange to me. I can't tell whether the feeling refers to his experience or whether I am vague and unexpected, but there is one thing to say: Da DaDa's writing style really shocked me. It seems that the characters in Da Da Da's writing are all alive. No matter the supporting characters or the protagonists, they all have their own directions. Sometimes when I read it, I have an intuition that I can't put into words. It just feels like everyone is the protagonist. There is nothing too big. Emmm, what can I say, but sometimes the feeling is very strong. Hahahaha, maybe I don't understand much when I say this. It's a kind of mysterious intuition that can't be expressed in words but can only be understood. After reading it, I was really shocked. Maybe it's my misunderstanding. Hahaha [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers]
""I'm afraid you may misunderstand. "Pan Yunxi said in a low voice. "Catch a big bug for the author~
[Change][Change][Change] The novels I read before were all about one road leading to Rome. The novels written by the author were as messy as a railroad, with a bunch of branches like an immersive game, like the hidden guard. . . You should find someone to buy your copyright and adapt it into an immersive game [Like]
It's crazy how fast these two got married.
No, Duosang, you are such a silly mantis.
After reading this, you are right, madam. Domestic violence itself is the victim's nightmare.
Oh my, finally dl is saying goodbye
I feel that this pair of emotions is really touching.