My Master Is Sick in the Head

After the White Lotus Exposes Her Inner Thoughts, the Fish Pond Explodes Queen of the Fish Pond's Fishing Grounds VS. a Battle Royale of Suitors [Unmotivated, Scheming Disciple Who'd Rather Be a Fish Than Work VS. Tsundere, Short-Tempered Master Who's a Hopeless Romantic] Huan Zhuyue had spent twenty years in Minchuan, diligently tending fields, playing her part as a fish in the pond, and quietly enjoying the show. Then, on the day the Divine Realm held its selection, a lowly envoy from the Divine Realm slapped her so hard that she broke nineteen ribs. After a brush with death, Huan Zhuyue had an epiphany! Want to enjoy the gossip in peace and stay a happy little fish? Either you need power, or you need a powerful backer. As a qualified slacker, Huan Zhuyue decisively chose the latter! And the backer she chose was an exceptionally powerful one! She thought she'd finally turn her luck around and make the whole world tremble. She never expected her backer to be a complete lunatic! From the moment Dongfang Ranyun first saw her, his heart, dormant for a hundred thousand years, began to stir. The feeling was impossible to describe, like falling ill or being poisoned. When she bandaged another man: His heart soured as if he'd bitten a green apricot. He wanted to smash the man's head in. When she went down the mountain and didn't return for ages: He was as restless as an ant on a hot pan, unable to sit still. He wanted to sneak a peek at her ten times a day. When she defied her station and offended his dignity: His heart leaped with joy. He even hoped... she would do it again, and then some! Dongfang Ranyun: This Venerable One stands apart from the world, the greatest beneath the heavens. Yet now I'm gravely ill, unable to stay away from her for even a moment. But Huan Zhuyue had no idea how he felt. She thought her master was cold and aloof, and had all kinds of strange quirks. She thought she was merely a passing diversion in his long life. Only later, after becoming one of the strongest people in the world, did she see him burn up his very life force just to call her back. Only then did she realize she was the love carved into his bones, the obsession he'd desperately sought for a hundred thousand years. Huan Zhuyue: Since our past connection remains unbroken, this time, let me save you. [Reading Guide] 1. Powerful leads, no rivalry between women. The heroine grows stronger, and they both pursue each other. The main couple gets a happy ending. 2. The heroine is both timid and brave. Many people will die, and she's ruthless when she strikes. 3. Many people have the heroine under their thumb early on. Once she becomes capable, she'll seize every chance to get revenge, whether the grievance is big or small. Upcoming novel: After the White Lotus Exposes Her Inner Thoughts, the Fish Pond Explodes #What is it like when every fish in your pond can hear your inner thoughts? # Sweet, Innocent Queen of the Fish Pond VS. Gloomy, Theatrical Junior Disciple Mu Qingqing, senior disciple of Zhenhua Sect, is pampered and pure, gentle and kind, and always ready to help. Everyone in the sect agrees she's the perfect goddess. Until the demonic path appears in the world. The sect's frail junior disciple is kidnapped by demons, and she goes alone to the Demon Realm to save him, risking her life. When she returns, she's changed! At the time, she only mentioned going to the Demon Realm to save her junior disciple offhandedly. Who knew that not a single person would follow her lead? With no way to back out, she had to steel herself and take a look around the Demon Realm. But as soon as she entered, millions of heavenly bolts of punishment rained down. When she awoke, she had become that frail junior disciple, the one who didn't have long to live and looked utterly wretched. Don't be fooled by how the junior disciple usually gets out of breath after just a few steps, can't lift a thing, and can't shoulder a burden. He actually has pectorals, abs, and a strong waist! It felt... very firm, and very big. "Touch me again, and this Venerable One will chop off your hand!" Why did that voice sound so familiar? Mu Qingqing took a closer look, and the person standing there was none other than herself! "Who are you??" "Liangqiu Yihe." "Junior Disciple! You're the junior disciple, so who am I?" "Mu Qingqing." He's the Demon Venerable of the Demon Realm, and also the junior disciple at Zhenhua Sect who isn't expected to live more than a few years. While he was refining demonic energy in the Demon Realm, that damned woman barged in. Through a twist of fate, they swapped bodies. He looked at the room full of women of every height and build, and his head throbbed as his mind rang. Male Lead No. 1, too frail to take care of himself: "Waaah~~~ Senior Sister Qingqing, if you don't come back soon, your junior brother will follow you to the grave." [What a fake sissy. A man crying like this is a disgrace.] Male Lead No. 2, round, plump, and adorable: "Senior Sister, you've been asleep for days. Would you like something to eat?" [All you do is eat, eat, eat. You can't even manage your figure, and you still want to flirt with women? Go flirt with ghosts!] Male Lead No. 3, broad-shouldered, burly, and strong: "Senior Sister, you've finally seen through them. I'm the only real man here." [Please. You're no better. Let your beard grow any higher and stand beside an ape, and there'll be no difference at all.] The fish all looked at each other, then turned to him as one. "Senior Sister, did you just say something strange?" The junior disciple beside him: "I didn't say anything." All the fish: "Shut up! We weren't talking to you!!" Theme: No matter how hard the wind blows, never give up on life