My Rival Insists on Shipping Us as a Couple

Forlove, a rising band taking the music scene by storm.

Since their debut, the CP fans of the captain and the lead vocalist have dominated the rankings, holding the top spot on every major CP chart.

Five years ago, the captain, Gu Yan, was exposed for bullying a fellow band member, specifically Gu Shixue, the other half of the fan-favorite pairing. After the media confirmed the rumors, Gu Yan left the band, and the two became sworn enemies.

They haven’t seen each other in five years, whether in public or in private.

Just when everyone thought they’d never share a stage again, not even at the end of their lives, Gu Yan’s team suddenly announced their reunion. The two would appear on shows together and attend events.

Gu Shixue’s team responded with one thing: “We weren’t informed.”

Onlookers: What?! Is the show about to begin?

Solo fans: We’d rather be completely forgotten than promote a CP! Our idol has it so rough: the company’s going under, and the rival can go to hell!

But two months later, the show really did air.

On the show, Gu Yan and Gu Shixue shared a room and meals, sat side by side, and even slept in the same bed.

Every so often, Gu Shixue could be heard threatening Gu Yan with things like, “We’ll never speak to each other again,” and “You’ll see what happens when we meet.”

They don’t get along? Are we talking about their sizes?

Even their sizes match, so what doesn’t?

■ Patient and gentle × sharp-tongued and proud

■ No real-life basis

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Who Would Go on a Blind Date with an Idiot?

Lawyer Qiao He has spent her whole life honest, upright, and law-abiding. She’s never been afraid of anyone, but somehow her blind date gets the better of her.

Other people’s blind dates either fall in love at first sight or part ways immediately.

Qiao He’s date is one person who wants to part ways, and another who falls in love at first sight.

That might be fine, if her blind date weren’t a little off in the head. At their first meeting, the woman opened her mouth and went, “Heh heh heh...”

Who’d dare date someone like that?

So Qiao He’s first impression of her was: stupid.

My mom says I’m not allowed to play with idiots.

Dai Xing grew up abroad. The biggest thing her parents ask of her is to return home and find a partner.

Dai Xing sees it as a chance to broaden her life experience.

Before her blind date arrived, she was drawing on her tablet.

When her inspiration ran dry, she looked up and saw the person in her drawing step out and introduce herself:

“Hello, my name is Qiao He.”

Dai Xing grinned like she’d won the lottery.

That one laugh was enough to make Qiao He avoid her for half a month.

[Scene]

When Dai Xing once again started creating without restraint, Qiao He grabbed her lover by the ear and made her face the wall. “Try thinking about something decent for a change.”

Dai Xing fiddled with her fingers, looking aggrieved, and asked carefully, “Are you saying you’re something indecent?”

She’s asking for it!

[Career-minded × hopeless romantic]

Theme: The night may be dark and cold, but the road ahead will surely lead to the dawn.