Cheerful little Sunshine drama lover
① Yan Ci was cheated. The agent who signed him was a scumbag. He didn't get a few movies but dragged him to the club. He met the rumored dandy Xu Shaohuai for the first time.
And Xu Shaohuai had a rule, no matter how much fun he had, he would never take anyone to spend the night with him. Everyone knew privately that he was not good at that. Yan Ci occupied the empty space next to the other party, clinging to the impotent man to ensure his safety, and even complained: "Young Master Xu, my manager said that you are not good, and I don't know how many times I laughed at you on the way here."
The agent was horrified: "When did I say that!"
Yan Ci: "You never mentioned or described how I knew who Mr. Xu was!"
There was silence in the private room, except for one person. He smiled wildly with a pair of peach blossom eyes. He raised his fingers at Yan Ci and said, "Come here, I am Xu Shaohuai."
"..." Yan Ci blushed.
②The second meeting.
He was retaliated by his agent and pushed into the fat boss's room.
He jumped up and down like a monkey, and no man with a fat head or big ears could catch him.
While running, he screamed: "Help, murderer - if you dare to touch a hair on my head, I will hang you with a bed sheet to show you! Help - you shameless bastard, I curse you... (Omit a thousand words in the essay)"
The soundproofing of the hotel room did not block Yan Ci's high decibels.
Xu Shaohuai, who was getting ready to sleep next door, got angry. He wrapped himself in a bath towel and kicked in. He looked at the man hanging on the chandelier and immediately became happy.
He opened his arms toward Yan Ci: "Jump down, and I'll catch you."
③They met again in the hospital.
Seeing Xu Shaohuai's unfazed expression, Yan Ci asked the chief physician of the andrology department for a business card and secretly gave it to him, comforting him in a low voice: "Treat him if he's sick. Don't be afraid of treatment. With the advanced technology now, there's nothing that can't be cured. If it doesn't work, just call in an expert."
Xu Shaohuai laughed angrily: "Just wait for me."
The next day, the scumbag broker was fired by the company.
The new manager took office and presented the script with both hands: "Master Xu said that he will protect you from now on. This is a short play tailor-made for you and himself. Let's test your acting skills first."
Yan Ci held the script with trembling hands: "Why, how come there are sex scenes and kissing scenes in every scene???"
Throw it down in anger! ! !
Reading guide:
①1V1 and Tianwen double c
② Sprinkle some glass shards occasionally. Sweet articles without glass shards have no soul.
③Watch entertainment and do not bring it into reality.
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Pre-received article: "The whole dormitory has become a dog"
Huancheng morning news report:
A university facility collapsed, causing many students to be injured....
Unfortunately, dormitory 401 was infected. All four people were sent to the hospital and became vegetative. When they woke up again, they became the dogs of the top chaebol Fu family.
①Song Zhou, the timidest one in the dormitory, entered the body of the Tibetan Mastiff. Facing the little puppy N times smaller than him, the Tibetan Mastiff trembled. When the puppy barked, he hid under Fu Chen's heels and whined. On the day of thunder, a big bulge appeared in Fu Chen's quilt. The housekeeper's Tibetan Mastiff hid in his bed because he was afraid of the thunder.
But Tibetan Mastiffs are smart and smart. They can hold newspapers in their mouths and wake up. They are very humane.
②Qiu Zijie, a computer genius, turned into Erha. It turns out that Erha was sent to the house of the second son of the Fu family by a vicious couple because he was constantly demolishing the house. Fu Yu has a withdrawn and cold personality, is ruthless, and is also a genius in the business world. One day, a hacker broke into his computer. He cast a net to catch people, and then saw his Erha squatting in front of his laptop and starting typing on the monitor...
③Sheng Xiaoxing, the most awkward boy in the dormitory. When he woke up in a dirty environment, he became a skinny Shiba Inu. He was so defensive that he pounced on the man feeding him and bit the hand of world boxing champion Fu Yan. When everyone thought Fu Yan would beat him to death with one fist, Fu Yan picked him up and took him home.
No one knows that Fu Yan, nicknamed Big Iceberg, is a dog-sucking maniac behind his back. He bathes the Shiba Inu, combs its hair, and uses cotton swabs to clean its farts...
④ Jiang Ling, recognized by the school as the King of the Sea, has had more boyfriends than he has eaten. He is synonymous with coquettishness and beauty, but he hates that he is dressed as a small Bichon Frize. How can he capture men like this? ! ! He angrily watched as the youngest of the Fu family hugged him, bared his teeth, and rushed forward to scratch the faces of the others.
Later, I heard that the famous playboy was taken care of by a dog, and he doted on the dog so much that he threatened to take a dog as his wife...
Later, the four boys woke up in the hospital and started their lives again.
The Fu family: The four grown men looked angry.
Their dogs, which were originally well-behaved, sensible and extremely humane, have all turned into intelligent dogs at this moment! Barrier!
No matter whether the wife is a human or a dog, we must find her out!
Reading guide:
Four pairs of CPs, full of flamboyance, sweet articles, doting articles, and ridiculous jokes.
Intention: As long as you live seriously, you will always feel warm.