I Am Weak, but I Have Become a War Horse? !

[Babys, Wenwen 31st will enter V tomorrow~] Song Zheng traveled through ancient times and became the war horse of a general who was famous on the battlefield and addicted to blood. ..... Huo Jifeng had a murderous personality. He had fought on the battlefield for twenty years. Countless enemy soldiers died at his hands, and hundreds of horses ran to death or died in battle under his lap. All in all, any horse he picked would be close to death. When Song Zheng came here, there were constant disputes among the countries, and when the border wars were tense, wars were about to start. However, Song Zheng was weak and sick since he was a child. A small cold can cause fever, and he may end up in the ICU if he is not careful. After such a soul enters War Horse... Huo Jifeng immediately competed with the soldiers, and the horse threw him before the battle began. Huo Jifeng charged into the battlefield and swept across with his spear. In the end, none of the enemies died because his horse could no longer run. Song Zheng: "... I really tried my best..." Huo Jifeng was depressed. BMW, who had been with him for more than a year, became squeamish. The stable was too dirty, he had to rest after running for a few steps, and he ignored people at all times. While other horses ate grass, his horse secretly licked the minced meat. When other horses drink water, his horse wants to drink. Other horses like to run wildly, but his horse likes to sleep in. Later. There is an unfamiliar soldier in the military camp. He is pink-faced, white-skinned, and extremely weak. He can't carry it on his shoulders or lift it with his hands. He was always taken to the camp tent by the general to reprimand him. Soldiers: "Look, Xiao Song was trained by the general again until his face turned red." Song Zheng held his waist: "..." Note: 1V1, Shuang Jie, no logic, no need to pay attention to it, imaginary dynasty, private establishment like a mountain. ---------- Pre-released article: "Brother, I'm so sweet!" PS: The cool straight male student is attacked by X Shirokiri, a scheming school boy who loves teasing and puts his heart into it. Campus/online dating/mutual teasing/white and black/sweet pet/straight and bent The summer after graduating from high school. A friend came to Ji Yan: Brother, my sister was raped by the school bully of NTU, you have to help her get revenge! Ji Yan: How to report? ? Friend: Fall in love with him online, show up again, and dump him! Ji Yan: Uh... Unable to bear the teasing and teasing from her friends, Ji Yan had no choice but to agree, and then sent a photo to her old brother in college: Brother, please turn my photo into a beauty. Ji Han was playing games and casually sent the photo to his roommate Zhuo Yuang: Brother, help my brother photoshop the photo into a woman, a beauty, the prettier the better. Zhuo Yuang P. That night, a stranger applied to be added as a friend on WeChat. After being approved, he received the photos he had edited. The other person: [Brother, are you dating online? The photo is of me, I'm super sweet~~] Zhuo Yuang couldn't laugh or cry. After confirming that he was his roommate's brother, he acted with him: "How sweet are you?" ] From then on, the two played each other out. It's just that the "scumbag"'s demands are getting more and more excessive. [Can we voice? ] [I want to see a photo of your legs today. ] [Is it okay for the baby to wear a miniskirt for her husband? ] Ji Yan sneered: He is indeed a scumbag! ! The two of them met, and Ji Yan went into battle wearing women's clothing. Zhuo Yuang was very bad. When Ji Yan wanted to use the restroom, he personally escorted her to the door of the women's restroom, smiling and watching her dilemma. Ji Yan retaliated by crossing her legs and covering her short skirt: "Brother, I'm here, brother, can you help me buy sanitary napkins?" Zhuo Yuang raised his eyebrows. Not only did he buy sanitary napkins for him, but he also bought an extra pair of girls' underwear: "The pants must be dirty, please change them." The Tao is as high as one foot and the devil is as high as one foot. Ji Yan: "..." Fuck! ! ! Zhuo Yuang was addicted to teasing, and later he bent himself by teasing. The younger brother has a good eye and an interesting personality. It is good to have such a wife. He is ready for a showdown. Ji Yan realized that the time was ripe and decisively broke up: "Oh, brother, I'm sorry, let's break up. I cheated on you and I'm pregnant with someone else's baby. We really can't be together anymore." ] Zhuo Yuang: "..." Although the reason was ridiculous, Zhuo Yuang was really anxious. Why did my wife suddenly disappear? ? ! Note: 1V1 double C sweet text, and. Zhuo Yuang is not a scumbag, he is a scumbag who pretended to be his name. Mission: Iron-blooded and loyal, to live up to our family and country.