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Demon Venerable Luo Fusheng is tricked into a mountain cave with her sworn enemy, Immortal Venerable Xuanyao.
Unfortunately, she loses her memory;
And just as unfortunately, Xuanyao hasn't lost his memory, but has turned into a woman.
In the dim cave, Luo Fusheng uses a sliver of light to make out the beautiful face of the woman before her.
The vague sense of familiarity convinces Luo Fusheng that before losing her memory, she and Xuanyao must have been best friends!
Xuanyao, wearing a woman's body: ?
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The two share meals and a bed in the cave, sharing both good fortune and hardship. When they encounter a great demon, they flee together.
It's just that...
Luo Fusheng: "This bestie is great in every way, except she keeps getting handsy with me."
Finally, one day, amid a clap of thunder, Luo Fusheng watches the beautiful woman before her turn into a handsome man and is completely stunned. "Where's my bestie?"
Xuanyao's cheeks turn red, and his voice stiffens. "Can't I be your guy bestie?"
Luo Fusheng: ...What should I do? I lost my memory, and my sworn enemy turned into my bestie?
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As the foremost disciple of the Immortal Sect's Heavenly Venerable, Xuanyao is peerlessly elegant and graceful. Even if his cultivation is damaged and he turns into a woman, there's no way he'd fall for a good-for-nothing junior disciple.
The other disciples all speculate that Luo Fusheng must be pursuing him one-sidedly, pestering him relentlessly.
Deceived in body and heart, Luo Fusheng angrily packs her things and leaves. Before going, she lets loose a furious tirade. "Xuanyao, you bastard! You can't beat me, so you turn into a woman to disgust me."
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Luo Fusheng's true identity is exposed, and the people of the Immortal Sect surround her.
Xuanyao, revered by thousands and hailed as the future of the Immortal Sect, steps forward to shield her, his voice icy. "Anyone who wants to touch her will have to get past me first."
The gathered Immortal Lords: ?
The Immortal Sect's shining beacon, Xuanyao, really is involved with a female demon?!
Luo Fusheng: ?
What do I do? My guy bestie turned into my husband?
Content warnings:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are each other's first.
2. The heroine isn't a naive sweetheart. She only has amnesia in the beginning, and is formidable once her true identity is revealed.
3. The hero alternates between aloof and bewitching in the early chapters, and remains that way throughout. This is an intentional character choice.
4. There is a groveling arc, but it won't be too angsty. The main appeal is the identity reveal and the sworn-enemy dynamic.
5. Updates around six every evening. I'll write more when I have time and less when I don't, but there won't be any hiatuses.
Ongoing novel: My Widowed Sister-in-Law Is as Beautiful as a Monster
The Goddess Fuyu defeats Qian Mohan, the great demon who sought to destroy heaven and earth, only to die alongside him.
When she wakes, she has been reborn ten thousand years in the future as Bai Qianzhi, the most beautiful woman in Shanglan Palace.
Born with a seductive, alluring body, she is forced to take her younger sister's place and marry the old palace lord.
On her wedding night, Fuyu learns that her new husband has been murdered. His younger brother becomes the new palace lord, and she becomes a widow.
Her brother-in-law, Nian Chuchen, seems weak and gentle on the outside, but is a sinister hypocrite with a ruthless heart. And this hypocrite looks exactly like Qian Mohan.
Nian Chuchen enters the great hall and looks at the three thousand beauties selected for him by his officials, closing his eyes with a slight headache.
Because he is deficient in yin essence, every woman he sees looks like a monster to him, and the more beautiful she is, the uglier she looks.
Nian Chuchen turns on his heel, intending to hide behind Fuyu, but when he sees her face, he nearly ascends on the spot.
He grits his teeth. "Throw this little monster into the snake pit!"
Fuyu retorts righteously, "I'm not a little monster."
Nian Chuchen sneers. "You're the ugliest monster I've ever seen."
The officials: ...
She's the most beautiful woman in all of Shanglan Palace!!!
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Just as Fuyu is about to be thrown into the snake pit, she is saved by the advice of the old man who lives inside her. Fuyu is brimming with vital essence, so she takes a deep breath and fights for her life.
From then on, Fuyu spends her days transferring vital essence: against the wall, in bed, even in water. She's tried it all.
When she has transferred every last bit of her vital essence, she has no choice but to make a run for it.
Nian Chuchen orders his guards to search for her and even draws a portrait.
Unable to figure out what he means, the guards follow the picture and find several ugly women with crooked eyes and noses.
Nian Chuchen is furious. "Do you think I'm blind? Is my little monster really this pretty?"
The guards: ...
My lord, are your eyes not working?
You can't tell an ugly woman from a beauty.
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One day, Fuyu gathers the essence of Heaven, Earth, and Humanity, and transforms back into the Goddess Fuyu.
Everyone kneels to pay their respects to Fuyu, their revered ancestor. But she transfers all her vital essence to the hero, teaches him to be a good person, then cheerfully packs her things and goes back ten thousand years.
This time, she'll be more careful. She can't let things go off the rails and let Qian Mohan kill her.
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After Fuyu leaves, Nian Chuchen completely falls apart. He slaughters everyone in Shanglan Palace and even cuts his own flesh in a desperate attempt to bring Fuyu back.
His feelings move Heaven itself, and he too travels back to ten thousand years ago.
When Fuyu faces the great demon Qian Mohan again, she expects them to fight until heaven and earth are turned upside down. But Qian Mohan is so excited that tears stream down his face. "I finally found you."
#I only want to focus on my career, so what do I do when the Demon King falls for me?#
Theme: Life is beautiful, so cherish every moment.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I wish my wife will get better and better!
Merry Christmas ~ Finished with flowers ~
Merry Christmas, Mrs.
Finished with flowers, Merry Christmas
Press your claws and spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Sprinkle flowers on the end, cheers up
Tonight is Christmas Eve, Mrs.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on