The Comments Are Shipping Me with the Male Lead

(Can't quite say who's the top. See reader's guide 1. Revised text differs from pirated versions.)

[Fatherly, scheming, controlling, obsessive top with two bodies and one soul VS fiery, bratty divine beast bottom who never plays by the rules]

Ying Bushi transmigrated into a book, becoming the villain who tormented and humiliated the dragon protagonist.

Yes, the classic protagonist from one of those novels where the golden finger is huge, opportunities are everywhere, leveling up is as easy as drinking water, and the hero goes from failure to success with a "Don't look down on a poor young man" attitude.

At this point, the dragon protagonist is just a servant boy, orphaned and penniless, bought by the Ying family to serve him.

Ying Bushi absentmindedly finished the last sip of medicine in his bowl, unable to tear his gaze away from the servant boy's head.

Several lines of shifting, scrolling text floated above it, like comments on a video site, chattering about the novel.

But soon, the comments took a sudden turn:

[Why are you using that coaxing tone on him, Ying Bushi?]

[Their looks are so evenly matched. I'm ready. When are you two going to kiss?]

[I can't stop shipping them. What male lead curls up into a ball and burrows into the villain's arms?]

[Congratulations, villain. You get to hold our adorable kitty.]

Ying Bushi: "?"

Stop shipping us. The male lead isn't my type!

Reader's guide:

1. The top has two bodies, three identities, and four versions (the versions are tied to his memories), but his relationship with the bottom is 1v1 from beginning to end.

2. The bottom isn't human. Some aspects of his personality are based on cats, and some on learning from the top / being spoiled. Don't use human nature to speculate about a little beast.

3. Lots of comment overlays, which help develop the plot and romance.

4. The original novel is fabricated, and the content here is AI-generated drama. Neither lead is a dragon protagonist; it's just what the plot requires.

5. All creative decisions are reserved to the author.

Coming next: Who Would Keep Their Nemesis Like a Caged Bird?

[Fake heir, gloomy, ghostlike "resentful husband," former minister turned emperor top VS real heir, naturally flirtatious, wooden, straightforward general bottom]

Jiang Chiyuan was reborn, returning to the day he first met Xie Chengge at Qingyun Academy, the day his life began to change dramatically.

A month later, the academy held an examination of its students' studies.

In front of a crowd, Jiang Chiyuan was exposed as the false heir, while the real young master, Xie Chengge, was acknowledged by his birth family on the spot. Outsiders all said Jiang Chiyuan couldn't stand falling to the bottom and was scheming at every turn, just so he could use the Jiang family's influence to establish a foothold in court again. But in the end...

Just then, Xie Chengge came in from the doorway, soft light falling across his face.

Jiang Chiyuan glanced at him coldly. A flash of golden light appeared before his eyes, and a heavenly book titled History of Yongliang: Notes on Reading History in Later Generations appeared before him.

Before he could react, the book turned a page by itself.

#Now entering the stage: the pillar of the late Yong dynasty, the strictest father in Shuofang, Emperor Chengping's one and only fully kitted SSR, a god-tier solo carry, and the last trace of blood and fire in Yongliang: Xie Chengge

#The fall of Shuofang proves yet again: don't mess with widowers!

#Jiang Chiyuan, do you know how hot your wife is? 😍👅

#Pay tribute to the legendary widower Xie Chengge, who single-handedly extended the Great Yong dynasty's life by twenty years

Jiang Chiyuan: "?"

Who? Xie Chengge, my wife?

Another upcoming novel in the same series: Online Dating a Dragon Protagonist in a Game

One-line summary: Wonderful, he told me to call him Master.

Theme: Though we meet again, we may not recognize each other; fate has ended, and our hair has turned white