So, I suspect my neighbor has a crush on me.
For starters, ever since I became an adult, I've kept receiving strange love letters. Then, in the dead of night, I can hear frenzied declarations of love right beside my ear.
Finally, when I see a pair of tentacles poking out from behind my neighbor, awkwardly gesturing a heart at me, it suddenly dawns on me:
This guy has got to have a crush on me!
A sweet-looking, secretly ruthless powerhouse bottom and a deranged, nonhuman evil god top
Theme: Love can make people better.
