[Shadiao cool article, please accept the author's column~]
Xue Lian transformed into a G star artist. An explosion occurred while the original person was filming, blowing up the Star Farm.
She had no choice but to quit the entertainment industry and rely on odd jobs to survive.
The apocalyptic holographic game has started open beta. The game invites elites from all walks of life and lucky civilians to join in the zombie world and perform an escape variety show.
Xue Lian is one of the lucky civilian players who was invited.
Before traveling through time, players can choose their favorite abilities.
When it was Xue Lian's turn, the system froze and she didn't select any abilities.
But accidentally turned into a power bank with superpowers. The closer the superpower is to her, the stronger the superpowers will be.
For example, an original level 0.5 Mental superpower must humiliately say: Guess who I am before activating the superpower.
But after holding Xue Lian's clothes a little, his mental power instantly surged to level six. The mental network covered the whole city, and he successfully found the eye shadow that Xue Lian had always wanted.
For another example, a fifth-level metal power user usually likes to act like a swordsman with a small blade.
But after holding Xue Lian's clothes a little, his metal power instantly increased to level ten, and he felt like he could break through the sky!
The audience didn't know she had special powers, and they expressed pity: No one wants to team up with her.
Elite Player A: Supreme wisdom, double doctorates, known as the genius doctor.
After entering the game: If you fall into a trap, you are always one knife away from success. He cried that he was crazy, begged Xue Lian to chop him, and successfully withdrew the money. From then on Xue Lian was his god.
Elite Player B: Starring in countless bad movies, he still maintains his position as the top star among the stars due to his high popularity. He made bold promises to save the world as a hero at the end of the game.
After entering the game: I was imprisoned on the first day. I suffered so much from prison that I was unable to participate. I could only write "Combat Diary Day 1 Xue Lian Save Me" with tears in prison
Xue Lian: My teammates are so brave, but why are they all so stupid?
The other players all want to increase Xue Lian's favorability.
Audience: Not strong, but loving.
-
After Xue Lian's power bank power was exposed, the base lord learned of Xue Lian's "power" and stole the novice Xue Lian overnight.
One day later, the base was looted by Xue Lian.
The base lord, who had his home stolen by Xue Lian, burst into tears on the spot: Who robbed whom?
Xue Rookie Lian was a level six zombie with his teeth tied to the back seat of his motorcycle, speeding across the desert to join his teammates.
Level 6 zombie: Help me!
-
Audience: [Where did Xue Lian get the space? This is not a fucking space, it is a small world of cultivating immortals! There is also a husky spiritual pet, which has never appeared before. This time Bo Xuan cried.
Bailangxingjun: What is a husky? I am the ancient spiritual beast White Wolf Star Lord. Woof!
This article is also known as: "They all treat me as a power-charged Pokémon, but I can't use it with everyone, roar", "You have super powers, I can cultivate immortality", "Accidentally greened the entire interstellar (farm)",
"As the saying goes, a filial son emerges from a stick. The husky that I beat every day turned into a human by wagging its tail. He also called himself White Wolf Star Lord and said that I owed him 723 sticks. This wave of filial piety is so bad."
"Surprise!" God lost his fertilized egg, and there is a reward on the Internet", "I became the boss of three worlds not entirely because of my father"
——————————
The new article "After quitting the industry to promote traditional Chinese medicine, it became popular" has been published. Please support me.
A love variety show made Ye Tangli offend half of the entertainment industry, and men in the industry avoided her.
After Ye Tangli traveled back in time, she learned that she was the heroine of the original book, and the female supporting character had a golden finger system. She just wanted to quit the industry and change her career to promote traditional Chinese medicine.
In variety shows, she can be as lazy as she wants, and she can do as much as she can.
To those who worked hard for three hours to prepare lunch: Can you eat such a terrible meal? But I showed off three bowls of rice.
Netizen: [Then shut up!
Ye Tangli prepared a table of fragrant medicinal meals, and allowed Dingliu to only eat one bite of each dish, and Dingliu's hidden illness was cured the next day.
The top streamer almost knelt down.
Seventeen-year-old Long Aotian came to work in Ye Tangli Medicine Field and promised: In just seven days, I, Long Aotian, can become the owner of the medicine field.
Seven days later, seventeen-year-old Long Aotian suffered a head injury and bloodshed: "From now on, Lili is my only opponent."
The cold fairy man came on the ice, cool and noble.
Ye Tangli: Idiot, the ice is about to break.
Fairy man drowning: Tangtang save me Gulu Gulu.
During the interview, Ye Tangli spared no effort to shame herself.
Media: May I ask why you persecute them so cruelly? Is it to leave a lasting mark in their lives?
Ye Tangli: No, because I am afraid of men, :)
Fans: No, no, no, there is no kinder and cuter person than Lili.
Ye Tangli:?
Ye Tangli thought she was finally completely confused, but she didn't want to become famous overnight.
-
Ye Tangli, the chief physician of the palace, traveled back in time to the year 2268.
As a newly graduated graduate student, Ye Tangli, who received her degree certificate, took a closer look at the theology direction of the Chinese Medicine and Archeology major. She knew every word, but she didn't understand them when put together.
It turns out that in this world where medicine and technology are advanced, if an organ is broken, just cut it off and replace it. Everyone scorns Chinese medicine and thinks that Chinese medicine is a charlatan that has long since disappeared.
Ye Tangli's fist hardened, this stigma could not be tolerated!
Ye Tangli registered the account ID "Jianghu Paralysis" to conduct live broadcast consultations, and from then on began the road to clearing the name of traditional Chinese medicine.
The most beautiful male star in the world has undergone three artificial skin transplants and his face is still so bad that his assistant turned him into a doctor.
Male star: I won't go, Chinese medicine doctors are all liars.
Ye Tangli: Lupus erythematosus is easy to treat with traditional Chinese medicine.
The most beautiful male star in the world who has recovered from illness: a paralytic master who regenerates parents and is a Chinese medicine yyds.
The miracle doctor for paralysis gradually opened up the market, and more and more people realized the mystery of traditional Chinese medicine.
The interstellar pirate, who did not want to lose his manly dignity, came here in admiration and said with a red face: "Master Paralysis, STD, don't want to be one size fits all."
Ye Tangli: Can cure
Interstellar Pirates: Master Paralysis is the only sister among all interstellar pirates!
All the patients who came to Ye Tangli lying down walked out standing upright.
Traditional Chinese medicine has become popular, and its reputation has spread throughout the universe.
Concept: Love is the ladder of human civilization