The Cultivation Bigwigs Are All My Transmigrated Seniors

Lin Pu transmigrated into the cultivation world, becoming the real young master in a story about a fake and real young master: a hopeless case, steeped in the vulgar ways of the streets.

Then he discovered that this world seemed to have been transmigrated into so many times it was full of holes.

A bunch of cultivators were obsessed with virtual games on their communication jade, cultivation-world idol auditions, and melodramatic romance picture books. The rich even got around using shared flying swords and automatic airships.

Just as Lin Pu thought he could live out an ordinary life, during the Misty Sect's ceremony for accepting disciples, Venerable Spirit Sword's master, Venerable Fengyue, the Misty Sect's figurehead sect leader, excitedly grabbed Lin Pu's hand and declared that he had found the perfect closed-door disciple of his dreams.

Lin Pu: Pah, cut the act. You just want to drink cola!

That's right. Lin Pu has a mutated water spirit root: the Cola Spirit Root. If he wants to, any water he touches can turn into cola.

From then on, he got to know the transmigrators who had already become big shots.

Big Shot A: The protagonist of a broken-engagement story, a severe phone addict, and the inventor of the communication jade. Said to be the first transmigrator. His claim to fame is controlling five communication jades at once to play a MOBA game in a magic realm.

Big Shot B: The protagonist of a trash-to-treasure story, Big Shot A's partner, the owner of a mental spirit root, and a virtual-reality game developer. To embed virtual realms in communication jades, he and Big Shot A fought their way through the demon realm. His claim to fame is becoming the game developer everyone loves to hate.

Big Shot C: An utterly unremarkable child of the Heavenly Dao, a homebody who won't go outside for fear of sunlight. He started a cultivation-world idol competition so he could support his favorite idol. His claim to fame is being the man at the center of more cultivation-world gossip than anyone else.

Big Shot D: The very model of the ruthless path, as you might expect, and a severe case of chronic laziness. If he can sit, he won't stand; if he can lie down, he won't sit. He built a fully automatic airship so he wouldn't have to go out. His claim to fame is becoming the richest man in the cultivation world thanks to shared flying swords.

Big Shot E: The one who set the cremation grounds on fire, a bestselling writer of melodramatic novels who leaves countless men and women heartbroken. His claim to fame is dancing on the heads of scumbags.

Big Shot F: The protagonist of a farming story, an honest and diligent sort, and the owner of a towering tree that reaches the heavens. He took on all the chefs' work. His claim to fame is keeping the picky Demon Venerable fed.

Big Shot G: The actor who plays the one you can't get over, a specialist in playing the white moonlight, and the champion of getting back up after falling. He is constantly rushing between various dungeons and is the boss's favorite employee. His claim to fame is that no one can escape his death cutscene.

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