Why Is My Princess Unhappy?

[Copywriting of this article (third person in the text, first person in the copy)]: I am the heroine written by a desperate author. The author is a novice who is very good at picking his own feet and writes without any outline. He feeds on settings. Whenever there is any inconsistency, all kinds of bizarre patches will be applied urgently. When I first appeared on the scene, I was still an ordinary female college student. Now I am an ordinary—— The concubine of a miracle doctor, the concubine of a secret agent, a good disciple who can defuse bombs, and loves to raise fish in fish ponds. A 20-year-old popular actress in the entertainment industry is about to take on the role of... Uh, a reality show mentor with a zombie sumo wrestling competition. I took a look at the table of contents and it was only chapter five. How it will develop in the future, I dare not think about. * [The author has something to say: Dear readers, among the men appearing now, who do you prefer to be the male protagonist? The boss who was persecuted by the author's patch and established a killer organization:... The President of the Ancient and Modern Emperor, who has changed his name to the Empress Dowager:... The director who was so scared that I caught the bullet with my bare hands that he dug a hole and became an ostrich:... Everyone: Please let me go! Faced with everyone's eager eyes, I had no choice but to put on my reader's vest and attack with the keyboard! [I suggest you stop using the love line. How many lives does the male protagonist have to dare to be so wasteful? No one deserves such an "otherworldly" heroine, sincerely. Three hours later. [Author's reply: Dear, let me think about it. This was the first time that the author of "Responsive to Requests" expressed his intention to consider it, and I panicked. The new patch must far exceed my expectations. Sure enough, the next day, people all over the world witnessed history—— A huge spaceship appeared in the sky. [The latest author's reply: "Kiss, you are right, there really is no 'person' worthy of the heroine, so I arranged for a male protagonist who is not a human being!" Dear, are you satisfied? Earthling: I am torn apart. * Excerpt from Earth News Service. [Alien monsters from the slime planet approach the Earth's stratosphere. The despicable alien invaders begin to land. Slimes occupy the surface. [The noble and glorious Slime Majesty arrived on the loyal Earth today, and will immediately marry his Earth Princess. * The whole world is shrouded in panic and anxiety. However, as the initiator of all this, "he" only cares about one thing—— Why is my princess unhappy today? [Reading Notes]: 1. This article is also called "Princess of the Earth" (not 2. The news format is modeled after the Paris newspaper that reported on Napoleon. 3. The male protagonist is an alien, but not necessarily a slime... I haven't decided yet what kind of alien identity I will give the male protagonist... (Scratches his head) Let's just write it like this for now. 4. Although my sister is already "extraordinary" in every aspect, she still feels that she is just an ordinary female college student (Brother Xizi next door: I am familiar with this one. Jpg). Purpose: Love and salvation