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[Copy of this article]: The game starts with a rent-free and haunted house, a computer, and a two-digit deposit. Please consciously enter the extreme survival mode. Normal thinking: Make money! Make a career! I'm going to kill everyone! Dong Ling · Squatting at Home · Xi (Buddhist salty fish face): "Okay, don't worry, let's play some games first." * Everyone thought he was a pitiful little man, living in a deserted building with no locks on the door, cooking noodles in plain water with some salt, and relying on pills for vitamin C. Other anchors provoked him, but he remained indifferent and was busy playing games; When the studio came to recruit him, he blocked the news and was busy playing games; The villain came looking for trouble, blocked his live broadcast room, and locked his game account—— After there is no game to play, it's a waste of time! Actually! Lie down! Rise! Come! Got it! After finishing dealing with the annoying flies with lightning speed, he lay back and continued playing games. Audience: ... What does it mean to never forget your original intention! * 1. "Haunted House Simulator" - The goal is the world's most terrifying haunted house. Brother Xi: My haunted house doesn't cost money, it costs lives. 2. "Starship Night Tour" - After opening my eyes, I found that the nurse in front of me was holding a large syringe as thick as my arm. Brother Xi: Thank you. Such a good thing should be used to suture sows' postpartum side incisions. 3. "Snowstorm Night" - A tourist group with different motives went to a high-end mansion in a remote mountain to find the truth, but a snowstorm blocked their actions. Brother Xi: You haven't gone up the mountain yet, right? I need to call the Traffic Control Bureau to report this car as being overloaded. ………… Anchors: Please stop talking. * An anchor came here to seek advice: "How did you manage to survive today without being beaten to death?" Dong Lingxi said: "Thank you for the invitation. First, you can clear a super-difficult level where ordinary players kneel hundreds of times in one life; second, kill the guy in the game area alone and drive him away like a chicken; finally, master the butchering skills of killing snakes with one hand." Anchor: "..." Dong Lingxi: "This is the way to lie down like a salted fish." Anchor: Are you kidding me? ? [Reading Reminders]: 1. This article has no CP, Brother Xi is the only one who is beautiful. 2. But, but—! In the future I will open a romance novel with Brother Xi as the male protagonist! If it is unacceptable, please avoid QAQ immediately 3. Some realistic plots will involve Brother Xi's family background. 4. Non-esports orientation. Brother Xi is really the kind of person who lies flat, you know. Jpg (trying to gesture) 5. I can't think of anything else to say…I'll add more when I think of it. 6. Thank you to every reader, Little Angel, for your reading and support~Bi Xin! [Pre-receipt copy: "The male protagonist always interrupts my escape progress bar"] [The copywriting is in the first person, and the text is in the third person. ] I am an NPC passerby, and the system tells me that my task is very simple—— 1. Become friends with the male protagonist. 2. Shield the male protagonist from the knife at the critical moment. 3. Die in the arms of the male protagonist, read out the set lines poignantly, and let the male protagonist cheat in a mixture of grief and anger, thus achieving leapfrog and killing monsters. The system said that my last breath would be a tear-jerking scene, and then I could retire. I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything. * Then I discovered that the biggest difficulty in this task was not "becoming friends with the male protagonist", but "dying". …Who can tell me why the hero's cheating speed is faster than the speed at which I recite my "death lines"! Before I even fell down, the earth-shattering BOSS was beaten to death by the violent male protagonist! I can only lie dormant, waiting for the next sacrifice, but... Ahhh, how could this happen? The male protagonist cheats much faster than I can lie down. I really can't find a chance! "I will never let others have the opportunity to hurt you... Absolutely." ​…Thank you, but there's really no need to do this for "friends"! Why does the male protagonist's face look even more ugly after saying this? System: [How about you take a look at the label? When I saw it—— It's a good "young man's passion", and then added a "dog food tube". Me:? ? ? What do you mean? Why can't I understand it? Speaking of which, the latest round of "Character Popularity Voting Number One" actually has the same name as me... Wait, this seems to be me! Ah? I'm really just a passerby! Soft girl Purpose: Persevere in yourself and you will attract partners who can recognize you