Warning: crack pairing for fun. Don't bother if you're an exclusive fan of either character. I'm not part of the fandom, and I won't accept people policing the comments!
Writing this out of love. Updates are irregular.
He thought he was picking up a lackey, but instead picked up a clingy little sweetheart. Tan Tai Jin found it a little hard to adjust, but wanted more.
Wei Ying, hired as a lackey for half a steamed bun, thought: It's so great to have a friend who's this easygoing!
Tan Tai Jin: We're not friends. You're my lackey.
Wei Ying: Sure, sure, sure. I'm your friend who follows you around.
Theme: Peace and happiness.